42 Funny Quotes Of The Day

Funny quotes and messages. Top 42 Funny Quotes Of The Day “Never let your friends feel lonely… Disturb them all the time.” — Funny Minions Friendship Quotes Of The Day. Here is the best collection of Funny Minions Quotes and Funny pictures about daily life. Photo credits Pinterest

1. “I don’t think she realizes she’s not human!”

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2. “I was born to make Mistakes. Not to Fake perfection.”

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3. “Never let your friends feel lonely… Disturb them all the time.”

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43. “YOUR MOM AT Home vs. MOM IN PUBLIC.”

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5. “Admit it s Life Would be Boring Without me.”

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6. “Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.”

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7. “I hate it when people are at your house and ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”

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8. “To-do list 1- Go to the pet store. 2- Buy bird seeds. 3- Ask how long it will take for the bird to grow. 4- wait for the reaction.”

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9. “WHAT IF THERE WAS NO GOOGLE? GOOD QUESTION. GOOGLE IT.”

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10. “EXERCISE? I thought you said “Extra Fries”

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11. “I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.”

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12. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! FEED THE DAMN CAT!”

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13. “In Memory of all my family and friends who have passed away. I miss you, I think about you and I will never forget you. I love you, always. Love You.”

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14. “WHEN A WOMAN SAYS “WHAT?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.”

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15. “I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.”

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16. “Funny minions quotes “My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.””

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17. “My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.”

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18. “The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”

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19. “Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you have got a big heart and aren’t afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength.”

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20. “DID YOU JUST FALL?” “Noo. I ATTACKED THE FLOOR.”

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21. “I HATE IT WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY WANT TO THROW A BRICK AT.”

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22. “Yay, you caught me Good for you.”

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23. “Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?”

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24. “Cool funny quotes about life ” I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at. I love you.”

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25. “IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY GOOD.”

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26. “If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”

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27. “Welcome! Today’s specials are lack of sleep, up too early, and low on patience. Thank you, Please come again.”

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28. “BEST FEELING EVER: When you check your alarm clock and you have 3 hours left to sleep.”

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29. “Can’t you see it? You’re in a minion. one”

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30. “DEAR STOMACH, you’re bored, not hungry. So Shut up.”

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31. “MOOOOM AUNT CAROL IS heeeeeerrrrr…”

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32. “I WILL MURDER EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.”

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33. “I CAN’T KEEP CALM IT’S SO FLUFFY”

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34. “I was just wondering. Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart… or is it just ME?”

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35. “Parenting Hack: When punishing your kids, don’t take away their electronics. Just take their charger and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies.”