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“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
—Oprah Winfrey
“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
—Charlotte Whitton
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
—Albert Einstein
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
—Jean Illsley Clarke
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #You wanted the box then have the box!
“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
—Pauline Thomason
“An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true.”
—Michael Scott, The Office
“So this is my life — until I win the lottery.”
—Jim Halpert, The Office
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
—Oscar Wilde
“Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”
—Phyllis Diller
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
—Joan Rivers
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
―Phyllis Diller
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #Curiousity may have killed the cat, but it’s about to scare the crap out of the dog.
“The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.”
—Dolly Parton
“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.”
—Shirley MacLaine
“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
—Ernest Hemingway
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
—Benjamin Franklin
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”
―Groucho Marx
“Instant gratification takes too long.”
—Carrie Fisher
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
—Mark Twain
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
―Winston S. Churchill
“All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”
—Alexander Woollcott
“Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.”
—Sandra Bullock
“I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. And I also know that I’m not blonde.”
—Dolly Parton
“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”
—Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
—Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” —Rita Mae Brown
”My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”
—Garry Shandling
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“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #When your pin goes to the wrong board
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“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” — Abraham Lincoln Funny memes and funny quotes
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #Fill your life with experiences, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #My baby seems very unsure about bubbles
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“Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.” — Christina Grimmie Cool Funny Quotes and Funny sayings
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #Cutest photobomb of all time
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #HIIR FIRED ON HIS FIRST DAY JUST BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY PUT HIS PANTS ON BACKWARDS
21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #When your shadow comes alive
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21 Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly #THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN FRONT OF THE CAR
“Don’t waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.”
—Meryl Streep