38 Funny Quotes Of The Day

Funny Quotes Of The Day. Here is the collection of the funniest pictures and funny inspirational quotes about laughter.

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Funny Quotes Of The Day

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1. “I’m not getting old, I’m just becoming a classic.”

Becoming A Classic

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2. “Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning he color run.”

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3. “It’s nice to have someone in your life who can make you smile even when they’re not around.”

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4. “Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.”

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5. “Set goals. Stay quiet about them. Smash the shit out of them. Clap for yourself. Repeat.”

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6. “It’s so damn cold outside. I just farted snowflake.”

Funny quotes about life lessons About My Life

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7. “If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.”

8. “You never know who needs you. Good energy is contagious.”

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9. “When I wake up in the morning.”

In The Morning

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10. “That awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.”

“My 4 moods: 1. I'm too old for this shit. 2. I'm too tired for this shit. 3. I'm too sober for this shit. 4. I don't have time for this shit!”

11. “My 4 moods: 1. I’m too old for this shit. 2. I’m too tired for this shit. 3. I’m too sober for this shit. 4. I don’t have time for this shit!”

“The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say it's done, but there's blood everywhere.”

12. “The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say it’s done, but there’s blood everywhere.”

“Life is like a toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole.”

13. “Life is like toilet paper you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole.”

Funny inspirational life quotes Be Your Own Kind

“Be you and own kind of beautiful.”

14. “Be you and your own kind of beautiful.”

My Self-Control And Wisdom

“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, fb.com/minionquote despicablememinions.org courage to maintain my self control and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go.”

15. “Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, fb.com/minionquote despicablememinions.org courage to maintain my self-control and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go.”

“Dear whoever is reading this: I hope you have a reason to smile today.”

16. “Dear whoever is reading this: I hope you have a reason to smile today.”

“It's better to grow old with a sense of humor than to grow old with no sense at all.”

17. “It’s better to grow old with a sense of humor than to grow old with no sense at all.”

“Just in case no one told you today: good morning. You are beautiful. I love you ol miss.”

18. “Just in case no one told you today: good morning. You are beautiful. I love you I miss you.”

“You are capable of amazing things.”

19. “You are capable of amazing things.”

Short funny quotes “Be Always Number One

“Be a voice not an echo”

20. “Be a voice, not an echo”

21. “Rule your mind or it will rule you. Buddha”

Not Rules You

“Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.”

22. “Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.”

“If you can dream it, you can do it. Walt Disney”

23. “If you can dream it, you can do it. Walt Disney”

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Funny Quotes Of Day #buddha

“Take time to do what makes your your soul happy.”

25. “Take time to do what makes your soul happy.”

Funny quotes with pictures “Sometimes My I am awesome ideas in my mind

“I know the voices in my head aren't real .... But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome.”

26. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real… But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome.”

“Make yourself proud.”

Funny Quotes The Day #“Make yourself proud.”

Make Yourself Proud

“That awkward moment of when you still can't understand someone after they have repeated themselves about five.”

27. “That awkward moment of when you still can’t understand someone after they have repeated themselves about five.”

“Stay humble work hard be kind.”

28. “Stay humble work hard be kind.”

“Dear diet, things just aren't going to work out between us. It's not me it's you. You are tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you.”

29. “Dear diet, things just aren’t going to work out between us. It’s not me it’s you. You are tasteless, boring and I can’t stop cheating on you.”

Funny quotes about friends “At Easy My Temper Sometimes My Mind

“I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind.”

30. “I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper, and even my mind.”

“I can and I will.”

31. “I can and I will.”

I Will Do

“A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me... Well... That's a sign of good.”

32. “A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me… Well… That’s a sign of good.”

Good energy

33. Good energy

“Keep going!”

34. “Keep going!”

Funny Quotes

“You’re avin a laugh. If you have something stupid to say… Please raise your hand… And put it firmly over your mouth!!”

“Respect your parents. They passed school without Google…”

“Thought for the day… Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.”

“Just in case no one told you today: · good morning. You are beautiful. I love you.”

“It’s not our abilities that show us what we truly are, it’s our choices. – Dumbledore”

“Positive thought for the day: when you feel no one cares or loves you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you, ask yourself: Ami 500 sexy”

“Fun pictures I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you want to throw a br”

“Bored I’m so bored of being bored. Because being bored is really”

“What if there was no Google? Good question. Google it.”

“Smile and let everyone know that today. You are a lot stronger than you were yesterday.”

“In the not too distant future, youtube, Twitter & Facebook will merge to form one giant, idiotic, super time-wasting website called: “youtwitface”.”

“A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me… Well… That’s a sign of going.”

“What to do when you encounter a Monday 1. Stand tall. Do not run 2. Look it in the eye. 3. Wave your arms and make loud noises 4. Slowly move toward the nearest tues be careful out there! Mondays can”

“Work is just something I’m doing until winning the lot.”

“I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.”

“What matters most in life are quotes and stuff that tell you.”

“I named my dog “5 miles” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.”

“I was just wondering. Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart… Or is it just me?”

“I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it. Co”

“I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I’ll say I ordered this FB:  heart-touching fun a year ago, lol”

“Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.”

“That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.”

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. -Joan Rivers”

“I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.”

“Funny quotes of the day between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mas went”

“Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It’s dark isn’t it”

“If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!”

“Men say that women should come with instructions… What’s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man read the instructions?”

“No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the k bright side.”

“A poem about work: coffee blah blah blah drive home wine.”

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