Very Funny minions Quotes “Life is to short so don’t worry about future and past. Don’t be serious all the time. Don’t ignore my advice otherwise don’t worry, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I’ll laugh at you.” short funny quotes
I Am serious about the situation. Carefully studied the confirmation. Remember, if we caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English.” Minions funny quotes
here are the best minions collision of laugh at yourself, Photo Credits Pinterest
Funny love quotes and sayings
I Can Guarantee They ‘re A Lot Bigger Than Yours
So Shut Up, You’re Not Hungry
Very Funny minions Quotes
1. “Don’t tell me I haven’t got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest and I can guarantee they’re a lot bigger than yours…”
2. “Dear stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.”
3. “If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.”
4. “You’re so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.”
5. “I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like: “Just kidding”
6. “There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don’t want two of you around.”
7. “Just before I die, I am going swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!”
8. “Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.”
9. “Whenever you are sad, remember, the minions love you.”
10. “I may not be the most important person in your life… I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say that’s my friend!”
Funny quotes about love and relationships – short funny quotes
11. “Some people suck the nice right out of you!”
12. “Just once I would like to read a medication label that says: Warning’ may cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles and increase energy.”
13. “I wish I could sleep but my add kicks in and… one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm… hey Macarena.”
14. “Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’”
15. “Most of the time… When you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… When you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… When you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…”
16. “What’s my favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills!”
17. “I’m not old I just need some wd-40”
18. “If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty if you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it!”
19. “When I was a kid and I wanted to be older, this sh*t was not what I expected.”
20. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
Funny quotes about life lessons – funny life sayings
21. “Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders look them deep in the eyes and whisper… “No one gives a shit””
22. “I didn’t fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss!”
23. “I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my my arms to get back up, so… Close enough now I need chocolate.”
24. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.”
25. “I”
26. “Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.”
27. “I’m not fat. I’m just so freakin’ sexy it overflows.”
28. “Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.”
29. “That moment when you spell a word so wrong that ever auto correct is like, I’ve got nothing man!”
30. “Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.”
Funny inspirational life quotes – cute funny love quotes
31. “It’s Monday time to take over the world.”
32. “Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.”
33. “When I’m quiet, those that don’t know me look at me and think I’m shy. People who know me think OMG! She’s thinking! Everyone run for your life!”
34. “You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me.. I’ll train you!”
35. “Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”
36. “Attention! I am out of order until further notice. My “Stupid people” filter needs cleaning and my “give a damn” batteries have run out.”
37. “If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it!”
Please Raise Your hand, OK That’s Good Put it your Mouth
OMG! You Are So Full OF…
Just Kidding! When You Are Tired And Sleepy
That keep Me From Breaking You In Half
Bag Of Pop Corn What I Do Next
Funny Quotes And Funny minions Quotes “To Talk To My Family Members Need To Switch of The WiFi Then Only HiFi.”
Seem To Nice people Around
Remember Minions I Love You
Smile And Say That’s My Friends
Nice Night Please Out Of You
Just Once i Would like To
I Wish I Could Sleep, McDonald Had A Farm
Just once Think About Monday has been Canceled, Go back To Sleep
Funny Minions Quotes and Funny sayings “Most of the time minions are very bright but very naughty.”
Just On Time
Not paying bills, What’s My
I Just Need Some
I’m Thinking Of You, Done it
To be older., What i Expected
You Couldn’t Instructions
Grab Someone Whisper
Funny minions Quotes about funny words “It Just blew You A Kiss.”
You A Kiss
Back Up Don’t Close Enough
Don’t Expect Me …
i Love Minions
Note To Self: What’s That
i’m Just Overflows
Just Soap Opera Singing In The Shower
I’ve Got Nothing man
Best Funny Minions Quotes about life “Where can i look you.”
Enjoy it
Time To Take Over
you Can Say New
When i Am Quit
you Don’t have To Be
Sarcasm: Realizing It
Attentions: i Am Out Of Order
I’m Thinking Don’t Near Me
