45 Hilariously Funny Minion Pictures With Quotes

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1. “Coffee because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm.”

2. “The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.”

3. “When I said ow stupid you be? It wasn’t a challenge”

4. “I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.”

5. “I’m trying to cut down on my fucking swearing. Let’s see how the fuck that goes.”

6. “I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

7. “I’ve only met about 3 or 4 people that understand me. Everyone else assumes I’m either angry, sarcastic, or just an asshole”

8. “I am strong because I know my weaknesses I am beautiful because I am aware of my flaws I am fearless because I learned to recognize, illusion from real I am wise because I learn from my mistakes I am a lover because I have felt hate and… I can laugh because I have known sadness”

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9. “Sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”

10. “One morning she woke up different. Done with trying to figure out who was with her, against her, or walking down the middle because they didn’t have the guts to pick aside. She was done with anything that didn’t bring her peace. She realized that opinions were a dime a dozen, validation was for parking, and loyalty wasn’t a word but a lifestyle. It was this day that her life changed. And not because of a man or a job but because she realized that life is way too short to leave the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket.”

11. “Captions for attitude Pics of boys * If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. – Les brown * Take time as it comes, the wind as it blows, woman as she is. – Alfred de Musset * Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe * Be proud of who you are. – Eminem”

12. “I’m like a flower. A flower with a shit ton of thorns. I look nice and sweet but if you fuck with me I will stab you.”

13. “It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook.”

14. “Ultimately, I just want someone who knows which songs not to talk over.”

15. “Sarcastic Quotes 1. I’m not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? 2. Your village called. They want their idiot back. 3. Stupid should be painful. 4. There are only two people I trust. One of them. The other’s not you. 5. I’ve upped my standards. Now up yours. 6. If you love it, not it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, hunt it down and shock it. 7. If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving ain’t for you. 8. If at first, you don’t succeed, chest, repeat until caught, they lie. 9. If at first, you don’t succeed, erase all evidence that you tried. 10. The voices in my head say you have serious issues. 11. For sales one set of morals … never used … will sell cheaply. 12. Very funny Scotty. Now team down my clothes. 13. Why be difficult, when with a bit of effect, you can be impossible? 14. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. 15. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge. 16. Come to the dark side, we have occupies. 17. If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. 18. Can’t sleep. The clowns won’t let me. 19. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 20. Change is good. You go first. 21. Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations. 22. Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. 23. Suicide hotline, please hold.”

16. “I may look calm but in my mind, I’ve killed you three times.”

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17. “I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12 while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.”

18. “Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.”

19. “There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.”

20. “My kids laugh because they think I’m crazy. I laugh because they don’t know it’s hereditary.”

21. “I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but, whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.”

22. “Dear God, I have been very good today. No grumpy thoughts, no swearing, no smacking people in the head, and no whining at all. But I’m about to get out of bed now, so I may need your help with the rest of the day.”

23. “I’ve taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.”

24. “DEAR SLEEP, I’m sorry I hated you when I was a young kid. Right now I love you very much and I cherish every moment with you.”

25. “You can not convince people to love you. This is an absolute rule. No one will ever give you love because you want him or her to give it. Real love moves freely in both directions. Don’t waste your time on anything else.”