Top 40 Funny Witty Quotes. Witty Quotes and Sayings: Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? has its funny moments. Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can read between the lines and find the wisdom that they offer.

Cute funny quotes about life “It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. -Johnny Depp”

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Funny Witty Quotes

1. You Shouldn’t I don’t have that?

2. When you are stupid?

3. I found it dear!?

4. You Shouldn’t Mature with?

5. When you find out?

6. You don’t ask stupid questions?

7. At the speed of WTF’s?

8. Who acts just like you?

9. Abraham Lincoln Said: ?

10. Never make same mistake twice?

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Best funny wishes To Say about life “Success in life comes when you simply refuse to give up, with goals so strong that obstacles, failure, and loss only act as motivation.

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Top Funny Quotes

“1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.”

“2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“3. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.”

“4. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.”

“5. If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off? ”

“6. A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off. ”

“7. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? ”

“8. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. ”

“9. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. ”

“10. Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat bank account, and a thin body… please don’t confuse the two like you did last time. ”

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Best funny birthday wishes To Say about life “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Henry S. Haskins

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“1. Another year older… But still looking hot!”

“2. Happy birthday one hot chick”

“3. Happy birthday to ewe”

“4. Happy birthday hope it’s full of amazingness”

“5. Happy birthday! I wish you only the most wonderful things in life and nothing less!”

“6. Another 365 days since you feel out of vagina hooray!!”

“7. Old age is when you want to get up and offer your seat to a young girl but… Can’t… Happy birthday!”

“8. In honor of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant waitlist. You’re welcome.”

“9. Happy birthday sexy , Most beauty!”

“10. I’m gkad you were the strongest sperm”

“11. Happy birthday bitchachos”

“12. Happy birthday. Funny faces love with you.”

“13. Go ahead little bunny, you have something to say? Damnit bunny! He was supposed to wish you a happy birthday. He’s such an asshole.”

“14. Happy birthday to you”

“15. Happy birthday you sexy thing”

“16. You are fabulous you are smart you are old happy birthday”

“17. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Happy birthday”

“18. Happy birthday. Most adroble things.”

“19. Brace yourselves happy birthday posts on my facebook wall are coming”

“20. Today’s your birthday?”

“21. See my face not mine.”

“22. happy birthday Jedi. Welcome home.”

“23. Birthday is here kick back like a boss”

“24. Happy birthday”

“25. Happy birthday rockstar!”

“26. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.”

“27. Oh, you got 35 facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular”

“28. You know you are getting old when…The cake is not large enough to hold the candles happy birthday!”

“29. I’m pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishest.”

“30. I only drink on two occasions when it’s my birthday and when it’s not”

“31. Happy birthday crazy lady”

“32. It’s your birthday i like to propose a toast!”

“33. So many candles, so little cake “

“34. Happy birthday princess”

“35. People don’t always post to my facebook wall but when they do, they’re just wishing me a happy birthday, and they are going to ignore me again for another 364 days”

“36. Your birthday says, “One year closer to a cougar,” but your looks say, “Can I see some id?” Happy birthday, friend!!!”

“37. I’m happy on your birthday because you’re one year closer to being dead.”

“38. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior”

“39. Happy little-bit-late birthday”

“40. Happy birthday. You wanna face me.”

“41. Happy birthday. happy love ok can i outside.”

“42. “you’ve been out partying all night, again, haven’t you?”