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30 Pun Quotes and Funny Pick Up Lines You Can Laugh “How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt!

Pun Quotes and Funny Pick Up Lines You Can Laugh

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Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school? He was elf taught.

What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

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An untalented gymnast walks into a bar

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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

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Long fairy tales have a tendency to the dragon.

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Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

I’m not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me.

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Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

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I learned about electricity today it was lit.

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How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, ‘Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?’ She replied, ‘The can said for best results apply 2 coats.’

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

I got a compliment on my driving today said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.

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Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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Top 40 Funny Witty Quotes. Witty Quotes and Sayings: Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? has its funny moments. Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can read between the lines and find the wisdom that they offer.

Cute funny quotes about life “It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. -Johnny Depp”

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1. You Shouldn’t I don’t have that?

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2. When you are stupid?

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3. I found it dear!?

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4. You Shouldn’t Mature with?

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5. When you find out?

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6. You don’t ask stupid questions?

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7. At the speed of WTF’s?

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8. Who acts just like you?

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9. Abraham Lincoln Said: ?

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10. Never make same mistake twice?

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Top 370+ Funny Quotes With Pictures & Sayings

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Inspirational funny quotes with pictures always give us a Positive thinking eyes drops with laugh. So we collected the most adorable Top 370+ life funny quotes “Don’t be afraid of chance. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better.

Best funny wishes To Say about life “Success in life comes when you simply refuse to give up, with goals so strong that obstacles, failure, and loss only act as motivation.

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“1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.”

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“2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

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“3. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.”

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“4. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.”

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“5. If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off? ”

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“6. A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off. ”

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“7. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? ”

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“8. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. ”

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“9. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. ”

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“10. Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat bank account, and a thin body… please don’t confuse the two like you did last time. ”

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Funny birthday pictures we collected the most adorable 42+ Happy funny birthday images “Two tips on your birthday; 1.) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2.) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Best funny birthday wishes To Say about life “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Henry S. Haskins

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“1. Another year older… But still looking hot!”

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“2. Happy birthday one hot chick”

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“3. Happy birthday to ewe”

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“4. Happy birthday hope it’s full of amazingness”

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“5. Happy birthday! I wish you only the most wonderful things in life and nothing less!”

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“6. Another 365 days since you feel out of vagina hooray!!”

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“7. Old age is when you want to get up and offer your seat to a young girl but… Can’t… Happy birthday!”

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“8. In honor of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant waitlist. You’re welcome.”

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“9. Happy birthday sexy , Most beauty!”

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“10. I’m gkad you were the strongest sperm”

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“11. Happy birthday bitchachos”

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“12. Happy birthday. Funny faces love with you.”

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“13. Go ahead little bunny, you have something to say? Damnit bunny! He was supposed to wish you a happy birthday. He’s such an asshole.”

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“14. Happy birthday to you”

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“15. Happy birthday you sexy thing”

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“16. You are fabulous you are smart you are old happy birthday”

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“17. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Happy birthday”

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“18. Happy birthday. Most adroble things.”

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“19. Brace yourselves happy birthday posts on my facebook wall are coming”

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“20. Today’s your birthday?”

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“21. See my face not mine.”

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“22. happy birthday Jedi. Welcome home.”

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“23. Birthday is here kick back like a boss”

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“24. Happy birthday”

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“25. Happy birthday rockstar!”

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“26. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.”

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“27. Oh, you got 35 facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular”

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“28. You know you are getting old when…The cake is not large enough to hold the candles happy birthday!”

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“29. I’m pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishest.”

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“30. I only drink on two occasions when it’s my birthday and when it’s not”

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“31. Happy birthday crazy lady”

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“32. It’s your birthday i like to propose a toast!”

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“33. So many candles, so little cake “

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“34. Happy birthday princess”

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“35. People don’t always post to my facebook wall but when they do, they’re just wishing me a happy birthday, and they are going to ignore me again for another 364 days”

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“36. Your birthday says, “One year closer to a cougar,” but your looks say, “Can I see some id?” Happy birthday, friend!!!”

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“37. I’m happy on your birthday because you’re one year closer to being dead.”

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“38. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior”

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“39. Happy little-bit-late birthday”

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“40. Happy birthday. You wanna face me.”

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“41. Happy birthday. happy love ok can i outside.”

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“42. “you’ve been out partying all night, again, haven’t you?”

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