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40 Funny Quotes Of The Day And Short Funny Sayings

40 Funny Quotes Of The Day And Short Funny Sayings “I’m not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

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40 Funny Quotes Of The Day And Short Funny Sayings

Funny Quotes Of The Day

“1. One day youtube, twitter and facebok will join together and be called… Youtwitface.”

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“2. Have you ever made a toy squeak its last squeak it changes you man!.”

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“3. It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.”

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“4. Me… jog??? Pffffft… if you see me running. You better run too cuz there’s something chasing me!.”

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“5. I sold the dog on craigslist twice!.”

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“6. That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.”

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“7. I’m so bored of being bored. Because being bored is really boring.”

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“8. If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be In jail.”

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“9. It’s so nice when you get the silent treatment. It means you don’t have to listen to their bullshit anymore.”

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“10. I will never be over the hill. I’m too darn tired to climb it!.”

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