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75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words “They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.”

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75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

Funny Quotes And Sayings

“1. Home: Where you can say anything you want, because no one is listening to you anyway.”

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“2. I hate it when im singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.”

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“3. Mexican word of the day: Brief when maria farts in the car, nobody car brief.”

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“4. Dude you kicked the wrong ball.”

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“5. I’m soft, furry, and adorable, and in return, you feed me that was our deal, woman.”

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“6. Whoever said technology will replace paper… Has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an ipad.”

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“7. The definition of beautiful does not require the word skinny.”

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“8. If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, ‘haven’t decided yet.’”

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“9. If I died I want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out.”

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“10. Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.”

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