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Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week

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“1. Sometimes I wish I could disappear, and watch to see who noticed I was gone…”

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“2. Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.”

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“3. Yes, I’m stubborn strong willed and can be a pain in the ass but I have a heart of gold!.”

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“4. I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”

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“5. Oh, Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey hey, Mickey! Face it you didn’t read that, you sang it..”

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“6. Why is it called “beauty sleep” when you wake up looking like a troll.”

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“7. Have you ever felt like you did everything right…. And it still all went wrong.”

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“8. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

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“9. Yes I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.”

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“10. Dear Men: you might think she wants your care, your money, and gifts. But the right woman wants your time, your smile, your honesty, your effort and you choose to put her as a priority!.”

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Top 370+ Funny Quotes With Pictures & Sayings

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Inspirational funny quotes with pictures always give us a Positive thinking eyes drops with laugh. So we collected the most adorable Top 370+ life funny quotes “Don’t be afraid of chance. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better.

Best funny wishes To Say about life “Success in life comes when you simply refuse to give up, with goals so strong that obstacles, failure, and loss only act as motivation.

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“1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.”

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“2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

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“3. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.”

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“4. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.”

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“5. If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off? ”

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“6. A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off. ”

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“7. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? ”

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“8. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. ”

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“9. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. ”

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“10. Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat bank account, and a thin body… please don’t confuse the two like you did last time. ”

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Funny birthday pictures we collected the most adorable 42+ Happy funny birthday images “Two tips on your birthday; 1.) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2.) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Best funny birthday wishes To Say about life “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Henry S. Haskins

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“1. Another year older… But still looking hot!”

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“2. Happy birthday one hot chick”

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“3. Happy birthday to ewe”

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“4. Happy birthday hope it’s full of amazingness”

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“5. Happy birthday! I wish you only the most wonderful things in life and nothing less!”

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“6. Another 365 days since you feel out of vagina hooray!!”

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“7. Old age is when you want to get up and offer your seat to a young girl but… Can’t… Happy birthday!”

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“8. In honor of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant waitlist. You’re welcome.”

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“9. Happy birthday sexy , Most beauty!”

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“10. I’m gkad you were the strongest sperm”

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“11. Happy birthday bitchachos”

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“12. Happy birthday. Funny faces love with you.”

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“13. Go ahead little bunny, you have something to say? Damnit bunny! He was supposed to wish you a happy birthday. He’s such an asshole.”

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“14. Happy birthday to you”

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“15. Happy birthday you sexy thing”

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“16. You are fabulous you are smart you are old happy birthday”

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“17. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Happy birthday”

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“18. Happy birthday. Most adroble things.”

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“19. Brace yourselves happy birthday posts on my facebook wall are coming”

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“20. Today’s your birthday?”

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“21. See my face not mine.”

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“22. happy birthday Jedi. Welcome home.”

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“23. Birthday is here kick back like a boss”

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“24. Happy birthday”

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“25. Happy birthday rockstar!”

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“26. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.”

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“27. Oh, you got 35 facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular”

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“28. You know you are getting old when…The cake is not large enough to hold the candles happy birthday!”

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“29. I’m pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishest.”

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“30. I only drink on two occasions when it’s my birthday and when it’s not”

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“31. Happy birthday crazy lady”

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“32. It’s your birthday i like to propose a toast!”

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“33. So many candles, so little cake “

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“34. Happy birthday princess”

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“35. People don’t always post to my facebook wall but when they do, they’re just wishing me a happy birthday, and they are going to ignore me again for another 364 days”

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“36. Your birthday says, “One year closer to a cougar,” but your looks say, “Can I see some id?” Happy birthday, friend!!!”

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“37. I’m happy on your birthday because you’re one year closer to being dead.”

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“38. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior”

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“39. Happy little-bit-late birthday”

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“40. Happy birthday. You wanna face me.”

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“41. Happy birthday. happy love ok can i outside.”

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“42. “you’ve been out partying all night, again, haven’t you?”

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Funny minions Quote Top 40+ Short Funny Words with funny sayings “sometimes Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

Best funny quotes about life lessons and funny images with quotes “Having a rough morning? Feel your heart. That’s your purpose of being alive.’

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“1. The night has fallen, the day has done. The moon has taken the place of the sun. Close your eyes and snuggle up tight, angels will watch over you tonight..”

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“2. I’m alive! that’s about as much as you can expect from me today!”

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“3. Screw the padded room give me a trampoline floor with bubble wrapped walls and velcro ceiling”

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“4. Remember: Just because you went to college doesn’t make you smarter than anyone else… Common sense doesn’t come with a degree.”

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“5. Nope, can’t go to hell satan still has that restraining order against me!!!”

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“6. The harsh truth is that nothing lasts forever, so when you have it, enjoy it, appreciate it. Don’t take it for granted.”

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“7. Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don’t you worry I’ll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!”

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“8. Warning: My mouth is a bit like a magician’s hat… You just never know what’s gonna come out of it.”

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“9. The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

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“10. Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart. Feel that? that’s called purpose. You’re alive for a reason. Don’t give up.”

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“11. Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study No study = fail Fail = no diploma No diploma = no work No work = no money No money = no food No food = skinny Skinny = ugly Ugly = no love No love = no marriage No marriage = no children No children = alone Alone = depression Depression = sickness Sickness = death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.”

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“12. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.”

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“13. Sometimes being silly… with a friend is the best therapy!”

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“14. I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? drink some coffee, headache? drink coffee, cold? drink coffee, someone makes you angry? bust them in the head with the cup!”

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“15. I fart because it is the only gas I can afford!!”

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“16. Love is not finding someone to live with. it’s finding someone you can’t live without.”

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“17. Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.”

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“18. I am so glad I was young and stupid long before there were camera phones.”

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“19. When a woman says”what?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.”

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“20. My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am. I’m not sure if I should be proud or scared.”

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“21. If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle.”

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“22. Some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!”

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“23. My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end.”

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“24. Don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping”

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“25. Apparently, I have an attitude. Who knew!”

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“26. To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn’t live without you.”

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“27. Sometimes the girl who’s always been there for everyone else needs someone to be there for her.”

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“28. Do you not love me? it is not serious!! You have the right to have some shit”

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“29. All my life I thought the air was free… Until I bought a bag of chips.”

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“30. Did you know there’s an app on your phone that makes you look ugly? It’s called “Camera”.”

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“31. “I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: Dogs are easily entertained”… Then I realized, “I was just watching my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.”

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“32. I know the voices in my head aren’t real… But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”

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“33. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.”

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“34. Do you ever just wake up and say ‘Nope’ … and roll over and go back to sleep again..”

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“35. Have you ever felt like you did everything right and it still all went wrong.”

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“36. God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world… Then he made the world around and laughed and laughed…”

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“37. A woman’s anger is like a check engine light. There is no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.”

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“38. A best friend’s someone who when you show up at their door with a dead body they say nothing, grab a shovel and follow you.”

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“39. Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.”

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“40. Happy birthday!”

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