57 Funny Things That Escalated WAY Too Quickly “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” –Luis Bunuel
“Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.” –Christina Grimmie, Photo credits pinterest
Here are some humorous examples of situations that escalated way too quickly:
Buying a Plant:
- Initial thought: “I should get a small plant for my desk.”
- Escalation: Buys 27 different types of plants, converts the entire house into a jungle.
Cooking Dinner:
- Initial thought: “Let’s make a simple pasta dish tonight.”
- Escalation: Ends up attempting a five-course gourmet meal, burns the pasta.
Online Shopping:
- Initial thought: “Just browsing, not planning to buy anything.”
- Escalation: Credit card weeps as a mountain of packages arrive at the door.
Texting Crush:
- Initial thought: “Casually starting a conversation.”
- Escalation: Writes a 10-page love letter, plans the wedding in mind.
Home Workout:
- Initial thought: “I’ll do a quick 10-minute workout.”
- Escalation: Joins a gym, hires a personal trainer, contemplates participating in the next Olympics.
DIY Project:
- Initial thought: “I’ll fix that leaky faucet myself.”
- Escalation: Entire kitchen is now under renovation, calls a plumber.
Cleaning the House:
- Initial thought: “Just need to tidy up a bit.”
- Escalation: Throws out half the belongings, starts organizing by color and size.
Learning a New Skill:
- Initial thought: “I’ll try my hand at painting.”
- Escalation: Attends art school, dreams of becoming the next Picasso.
Social Media Argument:
- Initial thought: “Sharing my opinion on this topic.”
- Escalation: Engages in a 100-comment debate, starts a revolution.
Setting Up a Gaming Session:
- Initial thought: “Quick game with friends tonight.”
- Escalation: Gaming marathon lasting 48 hours, neglects basic needs.
Remember, sometimes the most ordinary situations can take unexpected and hilarious turns!
Funny Inspirational Quotes
“1. Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.”
“2. People who wonder whether the glass is half empty of half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.”
“3. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets”
“4. Never forget 3 types of people in your life: 1. Who helped you in your difficult times. 2. Who left you in your difficult times. 3.Who put you in difficult times.”
“5. Don’t underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, and notice more than you realize.”
“6. There’s a reason why two people stay together. They give each other something nobody else can.”
“7. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.”
“8. Keep calm and be crazy, laugh, love and live it up because this is the oldest you’ve been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.”