Funny memes and quotes. Top best 37 Cool Funny Quotes Life “To succeed in life, Live every moment of love beyond words laugh every day” funny minions quotes
“People who think they know everything When you finally learn your self–worth… you stop giving others discounts”
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#1. Education is important but beer is importanter.
#2. Meow so hard motherfuckers gonna feed me.
#3. Omg, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain : on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left..
#4. You may think you’ve seen it all but you haven’t geen brackey cooper tickling zach galifanakis…
#5. My house isn’t fancy, I don’t have any money, I’ve struggled for everything I have, but I am grateful for God’s love, my loving family and true friends!
#6. Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks!
#7. There are moments in life when you wish you could bring someone down from heaven. To spend the day with them just one more time, give them one more hug, kiss them goodbye or hear their voice again. One more chance to say I Love You! Share this in remembrance of someone who is not here.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Christina Grimmie
#8. God Has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter, but I still follow him.
#9. Start where you are. Use what you have what you can.
#10. The size of your problems is nothing compared with your ability to solve them. Don’t overestimate your problems, and underestimate yourself.
#11. “The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”
#12. “I have seen better days, but I’ve also seen worse. I don’t have everything I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up, my life may not be perfect but I am blessed.”
#13. “If You Kick Me When I’m Down You Better Pray I Don’t Get Up.”
#14. “A LION NEVER STOPS AFTER AN UNSUCCESSFUL HUNT, WHY SHOULD YOU?”
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
#15. “If pooping is a call of nature. Does that mean farting is a missed call?”
#16. “Good things come to those who Believe, Better things come to those who are Patient and the best Things come to those who DON’T Give UP.”
#17. “The smarter you get, the less you speak.”
#18. “I KNOW I’M ON THE RIGHT PATH BECAUSE THINGS STOPPED BEING EASY.”
#19. “Me : Omg now I get it! Friend : U get what? Me : You know, when things heat, they expand. Friend : And? Me : I’m not Fat, I’m Hot.”
#20. “Disease : IDIOTITIS Causes the brain shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense : slap and Run.”
#21. “Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.”
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields
#22. “My coworkers and I can never decide whore to eat for lunch, so we made a system to help us choose. I give you : the hungry games.”
#23. “She didn’t need to be saved, she needed to be found and appreciated, for exactly who she was.”
#24. “I always say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it were a good morning I’d still be in bed asleep.”
#25. “Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. Maya angelo”
#26. “The face you make when someone hugs you a little too long.”
27. “Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. Helen keller”
It’s so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it’s this monster that consumes so many millennial lives. Cazzie David
#28. “I decided, very early on just to accept life unconditionally; I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seened to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of the time it just happened to me without my ever seeking it. Audrey hepburn”
#29. “Never lose hope. You never know what tomorrow may bring.”
#30. “What you allow is what will continue.”
#31. “Your job is not to judge. Your job is not to figure out if someone deserves something. Your job is to lift the fallen, to restore the broken, and to heal the hurting.”
#32. “God doesn’t give the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers, he creates the toughest soldiers through life’s hardest battles.”
#33. “My goal is to build a life I don’t need a vacation from!”
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley
#34. “My two favorite hobbies. Smoke weed all day and rescue abandoned dogs.”
#35. “Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.”
#36. “The awkward moment when two of your little piggies left early to go to the market.”