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60 Funny Coffee Quotes with Best Images

Funny Coffee Quotes with Best Images

Yeah, coffee — it ‘s part of your daily morning schedule, these funny coffee quotes and sayings should have you shaking your head and enticing you to reach for another cup. You’ll be freshened up and motivated in no time.

Funny Coffee Quotes with Best Images

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

Funny Coffee Quotes Best Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Funny Coffee Quotes Best Coffee Quotes and Sayings

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. – Unknown

Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. – Nanea Hoffman

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat. – J.S. Bach

Fun Coffee Quotes To Boost Your Day

Fun Coffee Quotes To Boost Your Day

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. –
Dave Barry

It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. – Unknown

Coffee Quotes Funny Morning Coffee Quotes

Coffee Quotes Funny Morning Coffee Quotes

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“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it.”

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“All I need is strong coffee and a short Friday.”

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“Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.”

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“It means no worries. I’ll just drink coffee for the rest of the day.”

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“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”

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“Coffee makes everything better”

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“Love is in the air. I can smell my coffee brewing.”

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“Coffee & friends the perfect blend”

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“Good morning beautiful have a great day I love you!”

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“Today is like coffee it will be as good as you make it”

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“I will start working when my coffee does”

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“May your coffee be stronger than your toddler”

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“Bad day? Coffee. Good day? Coffee. Stressed? Coffee. Happy? Coffee. Inspired? Coffee. Coffee? Coffee.”

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“This week: it’s time to just be happy. Being angry, sad and overthinking isn’t worth it anymore. Just let things flow. Be positive.”

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“Be full of coffee not hate.”

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“Coffeeology: Espresso yourself stay grounded better latte than never take life one cup at a time take time to smell the coffee”

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“Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have coffee, and look how that turned out.”

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“Do what scares you until it doesn’t” – inspirational coffee quotes

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“We are not together right now but I am yours. My heart is yours. I don’t want to do this life without you…”

Inspirational quotes about coffee and friends

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“I only need coffee on days ending with “Y”

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“There’s always time for coffee”

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“Some days, my coffee is like a hug in a mug. Other days, it’s emergency resuscitation.”

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“Me before coffee me after coffee”

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“Oh look it’s coffee o’clock!”

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“Good night” – funny coffee captions instagram

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“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.”

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“Who cares if the cup is half empty or half–filled as long as there is coffee in it I’m good…”

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“How to marble paper with shaving cream”

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“Don’t forget to make time for the things that caffeinate your soul. Good coffee, good people, good vibes.”

Good morning coffee quotes

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“I’m so proud of myself… I’ve cut back to one cup a day.”

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“Life happens, coffee helps.”

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“Sometimes I like coffee more than people”

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“Wake up, drink coffee, chose joy.”

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“Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans.”

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“The most important decision you will ever make is to be in a good mood”

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“I usually wake up pretty confused in the morning. But after coffee, I feel alert, and I find that I’m much more aware of how confused I am.”

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“With enough coffee, I feel as though all things are possible. Many of them are highly unlikely, but they are possible.”

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“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.”

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“We cannot force someone to hear a message they are not ready to receive, but we must never underestimate the power of planting a seed.”

Coffee humor quotes

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“How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.”

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“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” “Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.”

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“What comes after morning coffee?… Afternoon coffee.”

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“Good ideas start with brainstorming great ideas. Start with coffee”

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“This morning, I drank water because it’s healthy. …warmed up. …and poured over coffee grounds. In a mug. Coffee. I drank coffee.”

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“Instant nice person… ..just add coffee”

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“My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I’m drinking it.”

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“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.”

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“I drank coffee before it was cool”

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“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

Monday coffee quotes

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“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close”

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“OCD Obsessive coffee disorder”

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“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

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“Without coffee there would be no me, without me, the world would a sad place!”

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“…The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.”

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“Morning has broken & the coffee has spoken”

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“May your coffee kick in before reality does”

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“Ways to win my heart 1. Buy me coffee 2. Make me coffee 3. Be coffee”

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“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven”

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