50 Funny Inspirational Quotes That Will Inspire You Extremely “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. -Unknown Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. -Napoleon Hill
“1. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” -Thomas Eddison
“2. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
-Mark Twain
“3. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.” -Richard Bach
“4. Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!” -Naruto Uzumaki
“5. When you’re mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares.”
“6. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
“7. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. -Dave Barry
“8. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. -Ellen Degeneres
“9. I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. -Louis C.K.
“10. If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. -Frank Zappa
Funny Inspirational Quotes
