45 Funny Jokes for Teens Laugh Out Loud

The Best Collection Of Funny Jokes for Teens Laugh Out Loud!

Funny Jokes for Teens Laugh Out Loud

Looking for funny jokes for teens? Here are the best clean jokes for teenagers that are sure to get a chuckle or at least a smile.

12 Funny Jokes for Teens

What did one light bulb say to the other?
Watt’s up?

What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath.

What do you call a slender cow?
Lean beef

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!

What do you call hiking U.S. college students?
The walking debt.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.

What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth?
A gummy bear.

Why was the math book bummed?
It had a lot of problems.

Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math?
Because it’s easy as pi.

What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth?
A gummy bear

What animal is the worst at hiding?
Leopards. They’re always spotted.

11 Teenage Jokes One-Liners

What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath.

What are the most popular perfumes for ages to 18?

What kind of music do balloons hate?

Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.

What happened with Dracula met a snowman?
They got frostbite.

Why can’t you keep pimples in jail?
Because they keep breaking out.

Why do all judges get As in English class?
Because they know all about sentences.

What is a ninja’s favorite kind of shoes?

What did Harry Potter do when he went bald?
Got a Hedwig!

What do you call a rash on a pig?

Why do rappers carry umbrellas?
Fo drizzle.

10 Knock Knock Jokes For Teens

How do Minecraft players celebrate?
With block parties!

Why is the obtuse angle sad?
Because it’s never right.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He bit into his pizza before it was cool.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger…then it hit me.

Where does fruit go on vacation?

Where do cows go on date night?
To the moovies.

Why did Adele cross the road?
To say “hello from the other side.”

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why does no one make friends with Dracula?
He is a pain in the neck.

What is orange and red and full of disappointment?
High school pizza.

9 Hilarious Jokes For Teens And Tweens

What is an old snowman called?
A puddle.

What is the one reason you cannot trust atoms?
They make up everything.

Where do fruits go on vacation?

What would you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.

What do you call a pooch in heat?
Hot dog

Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet?
If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
“Where’s popcorn?”

Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus?
It’s OK! He woke up.

Can February March?
No, but April May.

8 Funny And Hilarious Jokes For Teenagers

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away.

What kind of milk does a pampered cow give?
Spoiled milk.

What travels the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp.

How many tickles can make an octopus laugh?

How are parties organized at NASA?
They planet.

How did the hipster’s mouth burn?
He had pizza before it was cool.

How is a magician similar to a hockey player?
They can both do hat tricks.

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

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