Funny inspirational friendship quotes. humor and inspiration that celebrates friendship in a lighthearted and motivational way.
Funny inspirational friendship quotes
1. “A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” —Bernard Meltzer
2. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” —Linda Grayson
3. “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” —Arnold H. Glasgow
4. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” —Oprah Winfrey
5. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” —Elizabeth Taylor
6. “If you can survive days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” —Oprah Winfrey
7. “You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” —Laurence J. Peter
8. “True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.” —Edna Buchanan
9. “It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” —Mignon McLaughlin
10. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’” —Groucho Marx
11. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” —Sylvia Plath
12. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” —Robert Brault
13. “‘Best friend’ isn’t a person—it’s a tier.” —Mindy Kaling
14. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
15. “We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.” —William Somerset Maugham
16. “Friendship is like money—easier made than kept.” —Samuel Butler
17. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!” —C.S. Lewis
18. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” —Sylvia Plath
19. “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces.” —Anne Morrow Lindbergh
20. “A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!” —Jennifer Wilson