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57 Funny Quotes of The Day and Funny Sayings

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Funny Quotes of The Day and Funny Sayings “If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

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“1. Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.”

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“2. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said: “thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”.”

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“3. No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.”

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“4. I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size. I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole.”

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“5. God has no phone, but I talk to him. He has no facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter, but I still follow him.”

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“6. Just in case no one told you today: – good morning – You’re beautiful – I love you – Nice butt.”

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“7. Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.”

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“8. I had the right to remain silent… But I didn’t have the ability.”

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“9. It’s so damn cold outside. I just farted snowflakes.”

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“10. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you!.”

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Top 40 Funny Witty Quotes

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Top 40 Funny Witty Quotes. Witty Quotes and Sayings: Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? has its funny moments. Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can read between the lines and find the wisdom that they offer.

Cute funny quotes about life “It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. -Johnny Depp”

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1. You Shouldn’t I don’t have that?

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2. When you are stupid?

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3. I found it dear!?

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4. You Shouldn’t Mature with?

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5. When you find out?

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6. You don’t ask stupid questions?

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7. At the speed of WTF’s?

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8. Who acts just like you?

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9. Abraham Lincoln Said: ?

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10. Never make same mistake twice?

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Top 370+ Funny Quotes With Pictures & Sayings

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Inspirational funny quotes with pictures always give us a Positive thinking eyes drops with laugh. So we collected the most adorable Top 370+ life funny quotes “Don’t be afraid of chance. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better.

Best funny wishes To Say about life “Success in life comes when you simply refuse to give up, with goals so strong that obstacles, failure, and loss only act as motivation.

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“1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.”

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“2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

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“3. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.”

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“4. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.”

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“5. If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off? ”

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“6. A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off. ”

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“7. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? ”

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“8. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. ”

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“9. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. ”

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“10. Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat bank account, and a thin body… please don’t confuse the two like you did last time. ”

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Funny birthday pictures we collected the most adorable 42+ Happy funny birthday images “Two tips on your birthday; 1.) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2.) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Best funny birthday wishes To Say about life “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Henry S. Haskins

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“1. Another year older… But still looking hot!”

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“2. Happy birthday one hot chick”

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“3. Happy birthday to ewe”

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“4. Happy birthday hope it’s full of amazingness”

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“5. Happy birthday! I wish you only the most wonderful things in life and nothing less!”

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“6. Another 365 days since you feel out of vagina hooray!!”

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“7. Old age is when you want to get up and offer your seat to a young girl but… Can’t… Happy birthday!”

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“8. In honor of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant waitlist. You’re welcome.”

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“9. Happy birthday sexy , Most beauty!”

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“10. I’m gkad you were the strongest sperm”

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“11. Happy birthday bitchachos”

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“12. Happy birthday. Funny faces love with you.”

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“13. Go ahead little bunny, you have something to say? Damnit bunny! He was supposed to wish you a happy birthday. He’s such an asshole.”

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“14. Happy birthday to you”

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“15. Happy birthday you sexy thing”

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“16. You are fabulous you are smart you are old happy birthday”

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“17. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Happy birthday”

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“18. Happy birthday. Most adroble things.”

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“19. Brace yourselves happy birthday posts on my facebook wall are coming”

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“20. Today’s your birthday?”

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“21. See my face not mine.”

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“22. happy birthday Jedi. Welcome home.”

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“23. Birthday is here kick back like a boss”

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“24. Happy birthday”

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“25. Happy birthday rockstar!”

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“26. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.”

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“27. Oh, you got 35 facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular”

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“28. You know you are getting old when…The cake is not large enough to hold the candles happy birthday!”

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“29. I’m pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishest.”

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“30. I only drink on two occasions when it’s my birthday and when it’s not”

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“31. Happy birthday crazy lady”

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“32. It’s your birthday i like to propose a toast!”

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“33. So many candles, so little cake “

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“34. Happy birthday princess”

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“35. People don’t always post to my facebook wall but when they do, they’re just wishing me a happy birthday, and they are going to ignore me again for another 364 days”

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“36. Your birthday says, “One year closer to a cougar,” but your looks say, “Can I see some id?” Happy birthday, friend!!!”

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“37. I’m happy on your birthday because you’re one year closer to being dead.”

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“38. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior”

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“39. Happy little-bit-late birthday”

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“40. Happy birthday. You wanna face me.”

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“41. Happy birthday. happy love ok can i outside.”

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“42. “you’ve been out partying all night, again, haven’t you?”

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