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57 Funny Quotes of The Day and Funny Sayings

Funny Quotes of The Day and Funny Sayings “If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

A daily modern life we need some extra laugh. So we collected some extraordinary funny quotes and some saying about funny words for you. Photo credits Pinterest
Funny Quotes of The Day and Funny Sayings

Top Funny Quotes of The Day

“1. Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.”

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“2. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said: “thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”.”

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“3. No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.”

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“4. I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size. I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole.”

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“5. God has no phone, but I talk to him. He has no facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter, but I still follow him.”

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“6. Just in case no one told you today: – good morning – You’re beautiful – I love you – Nice butt.”

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“7. Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.”

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“8. I had the right to remain silent… But I didn’t have the ability.”

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“9. It’s so damn cold outside. I just farted snowflakes.”

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“10. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you!.”

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