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Someone: Why are u wearing that
again?
Me: Bcoz I paid for it, and I have
a washing machine.
Dear Maths,
I am tired of finding
your x. Just move on
buddy, she’s gone.
Me trying to avoid eye contact with the
crack head at the gas station
When you’re at a restaurant on your birthday and see the waiters coming towards you clapping
My last two brain cells at 1 am trying to find the long side of the blanket :
“Thank you for your payment”
Me:
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes
before leaving so I don’t hurt
the persons feelings:
Tired of people walking all over me
This is
how I’m
fighting
back
When someone tells you a secret you
already knew and you gotta act
surprised
THE BROCK
The most dangerous game to play:
“Resting your eyes” in the morning
after shutting off your alarm
when you’re sad and you’re listening to
sad music on purpose and get even
sadder
that friend that makes you laugh when you’re
trying to be angry at them
The therapy dog
after I share all
my problems:
me : dad, you dont make
good jokes
dad: I made vou
Dad
UR FACE
WHEN U FART
THEN BLAME IT ON
THE GUY NEXT TO
U AND THEY BELIEVE
WHAT I THINKOLOOK LIKE WHILE I’M
ASLEEP
WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE
When you argue with your sibling and
your parent chooses your side
Me: *puts on hand
sanitizer*
A cut I never knew existed:
Me
Arguing
With
Mom
Suddenly
Dad
Enters
12 year old girls: “OMG
Tyler’s so hot!
Tyler:
I’m a strong independent woman.
But I’m already wrapped up in this
blanket so if you could get me
coffee and a snack that would be
great.
TASTE THE
RAINBOW
Where are you?
Ok. Hurry up
WAITS FASTER
How girls fart:
Conceal, don’t feel.
How boys fart:
Let the storm rage on.
If ‘uncomfortable’
was a picture
hate when older people say “you’re
too young to be tired” alright margaret
you’re too old to be alive but here we
are
SOME PEOPLE IN THE MORNING
ME
Family: *Insults my weight*
Family: *Insults my friends*
Family: *Insults my interests*
Family: “You’re being so rude, why
aren’t you spending time with us?”
Against my sensitive neck, I can feel him grin, “I’m
not even all the way in, baby,” His dark sexy
chuckle sends a thrill through me, “But I’ll give you
all of it, don’t worry.”
A hoarse cry leaves my lips as he stretches me
further, settling inside me all the way. He’s so
fucking deep. He thumbs my nipple, groaning into
my ear. “Every time I think I won’t fit in this tight
ass pussy you surprise me, you always take it like a
good girl.” My eyes follow his tattooed hand
running down my neck and over my sensitive
nipples before he grabs my other leg and brings it
to my shoulder again.
“Now,” With my legs spread open and to my
shoulders, the reflection shows my stuffed pussy on
display. “I want you to scream,” All I can do is raise
my arms and wrap them around the back of his
neck. From the sounds of it, he loves the sight, it
makes my tits pop out more and I arch deeper into
him.
The access is all he needs before he begins, eyes
still on mine when he pulls back and rams himself
inside me once again. It knocks something deep,
his heavy balls smacking against my ass and I
scream, starting to pull my legs away but he keeps