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My mom said
follow
your
dreams,
so I went
back
to bed!
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Dear God, i have been very good
today. No grumpy thoughts,
no swearing,
no smacking
people in the
head and no
whining at all.
But i’m about
to get out of bed
now, so i may need
your help with the rest of the day.
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Sometimes the best thing
you can do is not think,
not wonder,
not imagine,
not obsess.
Just breathe
and have faith
that everything
will work out for the best
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CHALLENGE
ONLY A GENIUS CAN
SAY THESE FOUR WORDS,
FOUR TIMES REALLY FAST
WITHOUT GETTING
TONGUE TWISTED.
EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED
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You: Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
You: Would You Punish
Me For
Something
I Didn’t Do?
Teacher: Of
Course Not.
You: I Didn’t Do
My Homework.
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Children:
You spend the first 2 years of their
life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 telling
them to sit down and shut-up.
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WHEN YOU REALLY
WANT
TO SLAP
SOMEONE,
DO IT
AND
SAY
“MOSQUITO”
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I’M SO OLD
THAT I’VE ACTUALLY DIALED A ROTARY
PHONE BEFORE, WHILE LISTENING TO AN
8 TRACK, NEXT TO A BLACK AND WHITE TV
WITH ALUMINUM FOIL ON TOP OF ITS
RABBIT EAR ANTENNAS!
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I’M GONNA ORDER
A PIZZA 5 MINUTES
BEFORE NEW YEAR
AND WHEN THEY
ARRIVE I’LL SAY
I ORDERED THIS
A YEAR AGO, LOL
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SCHOOL LiFE:
Most Irritating Moments
– Morning Alarm
Most Difficult Task
– To find Socks
Most Dreadful Journey
– Way to Class
Most Lovely Time
– Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moments
– Suprise Test in 1st Period
Most Wonderful News
– TEACHER IS ABSENT
SHARE IF YOU AGREE
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You can’t always
control who
walks into
your life …
but you
can control
which window
you throw them out of.
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Roses are red ..
violets are blue ..
The face like yours
belongs to Zoo
Don’t be sad
I’Il be there too
Not in the cage
But laughing at you
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Dedicate this song to
your friend!
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What kids
looked for in
restaurants in
2000.
What kids look
for in
restaurants
today.
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CHICKEN LITTLE
One day the first grade teacher was reading
the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part where Chicken Little
warns the farmer.
She read, ” … and Chicken Little
went up to the farmer
and said. “The sky is falling!”
The teacher then asked the
class, “And what do you
think that farmer said?”
One little girl raised her hand
and said, “I think he said:
‘Holy sh*t! A talking chicken!”
The teacher was
unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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INTERESTING CONFUSIONS
1.Can you cry under water?
2.Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3.Why don’t birds fall off trees
when they sleep?
4.Why is it called building
when it is already built?
5.When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who tastes it?
6.If money doesn’t grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?
7.Why does round pizza come
in square box?
8.Why doesn’t glue stick to its
bottle?
Crazy world isn’t it?
