“11. I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.”
“12. I try not to judge because I’m quite screwed up myself.”
“13. Narcissists can’t be fixed because they don’t want to be fixed. Their disorder gets them the attention they crave and allows them to use and abuse others, while still believing they are good and decent human beings.”
“14. Did you know there’s an app on your phone that makes you look ugly? It’s called “CAMERA”.”
“15. Keep calm your sister loves you.”
“16. Never go to bed angry…stay awake and plot revenge.”
“17. The face you make when you get to see your sister this weekend”
“18. Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business”
“19. Little sisters remind big sisters how wonderful it is to play in the sand. Big sisters show little sisters how to keep the sand off their popsicles.”
“20. All stress, anxiety, depression, is caused when we ignore who we are, and start living to please others.”
