Top 50 Funny Minions Quotes and Sayings “Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path. The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.
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#1. When I spoke my mind
#2. Minions Sayings The wall gets in the way
#3. Best funny quotes When Someone using a Calculator
#4. One of these days
#5. Do ever notice that people
#6. Searching for what they are eating
#7. When I was a kid
#8. When Chinese tourists are upset
#9. If you can’t convince
#10. How did you understand?
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#11. Tired Drink some coffee…
#12. Don’t upset me…
#13. My mum once told me
#14. Just before what I told
#15. My maturity level
#16. I know I’m weird
#17. Who love me
#18. Dear love
#19. And it can be easily returned… pass it on
#20. No matter people
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#21. I’m so tired tired
#22. Nice to say
#23. My Diet Plan
#24. Why you were going fast
#25. Why I’m right
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#26. I’m single because
#27. never let your friends
#28. Today & Tomorrow sarcastic
#29. The rest of the week
#30. That moment when you miss
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#31. Going to be a good time.
#32. When you already listening
#33. Someone said Seriously?
#34. I’ve decided I’m not old
#35. Be sure to choose your cellmate wisely
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#36. I would love to punch
#37. I look at my brother
#38. I’m so bored
#39. Math only place where people buy what they want
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Funny Minion Quotes
If I spoke my mind, I’d be in deep shit!!
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way….
When someone does math without using a calculator witchcraft!
Do you ever notice that people would rather stop speaking to you instead of apologizing when they are wrong?
One of these days, I’m going to go on vacation and forget to come back.
Because I am an awesome parent, I’m currently helping my kids search for the chocolate that I ate last night.
When I was a kid… No wait. I still do that!
I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir from America and then find out it was made in China.
If you can’t convince them don’t worry about it confuse them instead
You say I’m dirty minded... …but, how did you understand 0 what I meant?
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I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!
Don’t upset me, I’m running out of places to hide bodies.
My mum once told me, “I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you.” She didn’t realize one day she’d be babysitting lol.
Just before I die. I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!
My maturity level depends on who I’m with
I know I’m weird but sometimes it makes you laugh, and that makes me super happy
Here’s to the people who love me, the losers who lost me, and the lucky bastards who get to meet me
Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ and ‘ugly starts with ‘u’ co
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I am sending you all a hug this Christmas as it’s the perfect gift. It’s free! One size fits all. And it can be easily returned… Pass it on 🙂
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people.
I’m so tired my tired is tired!
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we’ll make fun of people together.
My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
Police: “You were going fast.” Me: “I was trying to keep up with traffic.” Police: “There isn’t any.” Me: “That’s how far behind I am.”
I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
Superman: single Batman: single Spiderman: single I get it now… I’m single because I’m a superhero.
Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!
I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic. I solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with t like… Tuesday, Thursday, today, & tomorrow.
It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells wtf
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That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you’re about to die.
Just because it’s a bad idea, doesn’t mean it’s not going to be a good time. Minion quotes
It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth… Top bites
Have you ever just looked at someone and said… “Seriously?”
I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25, plus shipping and handling!
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made. Be sure to choose your cellmate wisely.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face
Sometimes I feel ugly. Then I look at my brother and I’m okay!
I was so bored, I was about to run around the house naked but then I drank a bottle of Windex and it stopped me from streaking.
Math is the only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why.
Funny Sarcastic Minion Quotes
I try to wear my angel wings every day. But sometimes I’d like to take them off and beat somebody with them!
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult!
If it makes you smile, giggle, or laugh… Do it again.
It takes real skill to choke on air, fall upstairs, and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill.
When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a baseball bat. Results may vary!
Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?
That amazing moment when you hear a song you haven’t heard in years and you still know every word.
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What’s four inches long and drives a woman crazy? A freakin’ empty toilet roll.
When you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended!
Most of the time… When you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… When you are hurt, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… When you are happy. Nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
Instead of saying “Have a nice day” I’m gonna start saying “Have the day you deserve!” You know, let karma sort this shit out
