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60 Trick Questions with Answers [Funny Mind Trick Questions]

Best Trick Questions to Baffle and Bewilder you. Some are funny; some are really hard. Good luck – you’ll probably need it. Trick questions put your thinking skills to the test—and we have 100 of the most confusing, tricky, and hard questions with answers! Short funny riddles and trick questions can be fun — or they can be the bane of your existence. Still, they’re a good workout for your brain. How many trick questions have stumped you in the past? Perhaps if you have an interest in riddles there are few trick questions that can fool you now.

Trick Questions with Answers Funny Mind Trick Questions

Trick Questions with Answers Funny Mind Trick Questions

Cow Jokes

Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs

Q: Why do cows like jokes?
A: Becuase they like to be amoosed.

Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!

Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk


Random Funny cheesy pick up lines Q & A

Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: One set to bitch at you with, and the other to apologize with.

Q: Why did the boy through a clock out of the window?
A: Because he thought time could fly.

Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blond chick?
A: The mosquito stops sunken after you slap it.

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: “What men know about women.”

Q: What’s the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What did the policeman say to the condom?
A: Cover me, I’m going in!

Q: How are airplanes and women alike?
A: They both have cockpits!

Q: What is invisible and smells like a banana?
A: Monkeys farts.

Q: How do u make a swiss roll?
A: Roll it down a hill.

Q: What do two fish in a tank say to the other?
A: How do u drive this thing.

Q: World’s Smallest resignation letter?
A: Respected sir, I love ur wife.

Q: Why did the blonde jump over the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side

Q: Why did she jump back?
A: To tell her friends about it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Becoz he did not have guts.

Why is it possible to see through preachers?
They are holy.

If Johns’s mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo.
Who is the last one?
John.

What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Exeggcute?
Fried Eggs!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.

Trick Questions with Answers [Funny Mind Trick Questions]

What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulips.

Why did the old house see the doctor?
Because it had window pains.

Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be.

Why is an island like the letter ?T??
It is in the middle of ?waTer?.

Why is an empty room like a room full of married people?
There isn?t a single person in it.

Why is Piglet so nasty?
Because he plays with Pooh!

Why did the girl run outside with her purse open?
She heard there was going to be some change in the weather.

Why wouldn?t the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept goin? and goin? and goin?!

Why aren?t elephant?s allowed on the beach?
They always have their trunks down!

Why was ten afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine and he was next in line.

Why are mountain climbers curious?
They always want to take another peak.

Since he lost his hair, why is Mr. Timothy More like an American City?
Because he is ?Bald Tim More?!

How can you tell who is Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
He has sesame seed buns.

How do you get on t.v.?
Sit on it.

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A bucaneer.

How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?
None. Penguins can’t fly!

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!


Courtroom – Tricky riddles with answers

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


Unanswered

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Aren’t all generalizations false?

Why aren’t their bullet-proof pants?

Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour”?

If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?


Random Funny Words Q & A #1

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced only one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

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