Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words “Life is not always perfect. Like a road, it has many bends, ups and down, but that’s its beauty. Don’t compare yourself with others, just compare your today with your yesterday. If there is an improvement, that’s your achievement… good morning have a wonderful day
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- “Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.” — Napoleon Hill
- “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” ― C.S. Lewis
- “Either you run the day or the day runs you.” — Jim Rohn
- “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” ― Helen Keller
- “Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.” ― Viktor E. Frankl
#1. Trust me, you can dance.”
#2. Sprayed febreeze in my bathroom now it smells like shitrus”
#3. When people tell me they’re #Spiritual” I’m like #Demons are spirits too… be more specific.”
#4. A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… well… that’s a sign of good taste..”
#5. Dad! Am I adopted? Of course not! Why would I ever choose you?”
#6. You know you won an argument when the other person responds: #Whatever”
#7. God wasted a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.”
#8. Soooo… What’s in the bag?”
#9. Actually no, my post wasn’t about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.”
#10. Well, aren’t we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning.”
