Top 97 Funny Minions quotes and sayings

“21. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.”

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“22. It hurts when someone you love says mean things like “It’s time to wake up”.”

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“23. Don’t mess with me: I know karate, judo, Tai Kwon do jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.”

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“24. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”

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“25. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.”

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“26. Lead me not into temptation… oh hell. Just follow me, I know a shortcut.”

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“27. ANGER is that feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”

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“28. My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn’t call my cell, they yelled my name. I played outside not online. If I didn’t eat what mom cooked, I didn’t eat.”

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“29. I’m a little smart ass, fat and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up I will shout, piss me off and I’ll knock you out.”

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“30. Whoever said technology will replace paper… has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.”

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