Top 97 Funny Minions quotes and sayings

Funny Minions quotes and sayings “If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

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Funny Minions quotes and sayings

Top Funny Minions quotes

“1. Hi spider, Nice spider, Let me pet you… With my foot! Good spider, Dead spider.”

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“2. I have reached the point in my life when I’m not out to impress anyone. Take me as i am or it’s your freakin loss”

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“3. My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft

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“4. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much.”

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“5. Lord, please give me patience because if you give me a strength I’ll need bail money too.”

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“6. Don’t worry about I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.”

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“7. Take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects that.”

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“8. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control and wisdom to know that is i act on it, i will go in jail.”

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“9. Just in case no one told you today: -Good morning – You’re beautiful – I love you – Nice butt.”

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“10. I hate it when people are at your house and ask “do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”

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