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Top Funny Sayings
If you are lonely,
dim all lights and put
on a horror movie.
After a while it won’t
feel like you are
alone anymore.
I RUN ON
CAFFEINE,
SARCASM AND
INAPPROPRIATE
THOUGHTS.
Don’t carry your mistakes around
with you. Instead, place them under
your feet and use them as stepping
stones to rise above them.
WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WITH
ALL THE EXTRA TIME THEY
SAVE BY WRITING “K”
INSTEAD OF “OK”?
IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE
INTO MY HOUSE AND
SEARCHED FOR MONEY,
I’D JUST LAUGH AND
SEARCH WITH THEM.
I DON’T SING
IN THE CAR.
I PERFORM.
IF I EVER WON THE AWARD
FOR LAZINESS I WOULD
SEND SOMEBODY TO
PICK IT UP FOR ME.
ISN’T IT WEIRD THAT
WE HAVE ONE HAND THAT
KNOWS HOW TO DO
EVERYTHING AND THEN
ONE HAND THAT JUST SITS
THERE LIKE “I DON’T
KNOW HOW TO HOLD A PENCIL”
BEING NORMAL?!
I just can’t
imagine how awful
that must be!
If you are not yelling
at your kids, you
are not spending enough
time with them.