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These funny quotes will help you through any worst day to laugh.
Funny Quotes
“There’s no time to explain get in front of the car”
“Sometimes I just come here to plot…er… Think. I come here to think.”
“If you need anything from me. Reconsider tue life”
“I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone”
“Just another job my school counselor never told me about… Lesley simpson chief viking bbc breakfast 06:43”
“Bad center amager nybolig schlichting & I think I just missed a miracle.”
“Bose bose noise canceling toilet…”
“Open slowly! Door is fragile aren’t all? We”
“Please do not hit each other with the dildos (seriously)”
“When all your bananas commit suicide”
“Every day someone on earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day”
“Somebody had a bizarre request at the hotel I work at. I like to think we nailed it! Alternate room type preferences additional comments (optional) the hotel staff cannot guarantee additional requests. I would like a picture of johnny utah and bodhi from the 1991 classic “point break” to be waiting for me upon my arrival. You have 4 remaining characters.”
“Spotted in mexico. They’re real… Segura 2492 10102”
“Basically, the three types of people in class”
“Two reasons why we no longer use lead painted being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.”
“When he steals your watermelon and your heart.”
“The day you made plans vs. The day you have to go.”
“It’s hard watching other people living out their dreams.”
“Girls on diets be like.”
“A lot of people hate hipsters I don’t — I respect them they move into the most dangerous neighborhoods and force everybody out. That’s some gangster shit.”
“The maintenance guy has a sense of humor. Hey girl this copier, like me, is too hot and currently unavailable (please use the copier on the 4th floor-room 415)”
“Who needs another day added to their weekend?”
“Wife is out…so do I feed this thing or what?”
“My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.”
“Chris, I’m not teaching you anything. We’re just building a crib. Well I know you’re not consciously teaching me anything, I’m just trying to syphon off some of your calm, centered wisdom through metaphors. Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is moby dick. No frou frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.”
“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.” – Mary Engelbreit
“We choose to go to the moon and do these other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” – John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” – Unknown
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t — either way you’re right.” – Henry Ford
