Our collection of 28 Cool Funny Quotes & Witty Sayings #pun which are short, easy to remember but still hilarious. Repeat or copy these quotes out to your friends to make them laugh!
#Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
#A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
#I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
#People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Top Pun & Sayings
#Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
#The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.
#The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
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