Top 60 Funny Reading Quotes You Just Have To Read “My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?” –Charles Schulz
“Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.” —Douglas Adams
“It’s possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit.” –Bill Gates