When it comes to funny quotes about your brother or sister, you’ll want to find ones that communicate how much you love them: and can’t stand them. Find some here! These siblings quotes do just that: they put a spotlight on the best parts of having brothers and sisters, and find the humor in the less happy moments.
Siblings Funny Quotes
Sassy Funny Quotes
“I don’t remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really conscious, Tom was going away to college. My relationship with him, which is a very close one, really developed in more recent years.”
― David Hyde Pierce
“If you want to do really important things in life and big things in life, you can’t do anything by yourself. And your best teams are your friends and your siblings.”
― Deepak Chopra
“My siblings are my best friends.”
― America Ferrera
“Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caringquite often the hard way.”
― Pamela Dugdale
“I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.”
― Dana Carvey
“In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.”
― Anonymous
“Like branches on a tree we grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other.”
― Anonymous
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
― Dylan Thomas
“There’s a special kind of freedom sisters enjoy. Freedom to share innermost thoughts, to ask a favor, to show their true feelings. The freedom to simply be themselves.”
― Anonymous
“Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were.”
― Betsy Cohen
“We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.”
― Erma Bombeck
“The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.”
― Cali Rae Turner
“I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.”
― Maya Angelou
“Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.”
― Jeffrey Kluger
“I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.”
― Martin Short