Funny Christmas Quotes Jokes Sayings
Funny Christmas Quotes, Jokes, & Sayings. Looking for the perfect funny Christmas quotes to bring cheer to even the grumpiest Scrooge? These hilarious sayings will crack anyone up.
Funny Christmas Quotes
1. Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season.
2. When I say I don’t want any present, I am fibbing … so I will be waiting for my surprise Christmas gift… Merry Christmas my love!!!
3. Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!
4. Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!
5. Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the fun of an office potluck, without the mystery dishes.
Funny Christmas Quotes That Capture the Holiday
6. Wishing for a fat bearded guy to visit you at night is weird but I guess that’s tradition for you. Merry Christmas!
7. All I want for Christmas is YOU but as I have already got you, thanks in advance for the hot chocolate on Christmas eve. Merry Christmas.
8. Merry Christmas! I promise to keep my holiday shopping organized this year… or at least try to!
9. You can never get too many lynx sets at Christmas
10. May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!
11. Lob a snowball at me, and I’ll declare war. Let’s make this one the best Christmas for us together! Merry Christmas to you!
12. This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. that way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!
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13. May the Christmas season fill our home with joy, hearts with love, and everything I put on my wish list
14. Merry Christmas! May all your gifts be perfect, and none of them be re-gifted from last year’s haul.
15. May your Christmas be as fabulous as finding the last cookie in the jar. Wishing you a holiday season filled with sweet moments, good company, and plenty of laughs. Merry Christmas!
16. May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!
17. Here’s to a holiday season filled with as much laughter as those unforgettable Zoom calls!
18. May your Christmas be filled with so much joy that even the ornaments can’t compete! Here’s to a holiday season as fabulous as your sense of humor.
19. I have no money to spend for you on this Christmas but know that I always have time to spend with you this Christmas! Merry Christmas!
20. We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and you’re welcome – that song’s now stuck in your head all day.
Funny Christmas Quotes Short Holiday Sayings
21. I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wishing you a happy Christmas!
22. There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
23. Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
24. Merry Christmas! I’ve hidden your present where you’ll never find it – right where you left your keys.
25. Hope you get to drink a lot and feast well in the holiday season. Lose yourself and have a bit more fun. Merry Christmas!
26. Christmas is the time to be with good people. So make a plan to spend the whole Christmas with me. Merry Christmas, love!
