45 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

This list of funny Christmas jokes will keep your family and friends laughing all season long. Share Christmas knock-knock jokes, punny jokes, and Santa jokes.

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Here are some Christmas-themed knock-knock jokes for kids:

1. Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Snow.
  • Snow who?
  • Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name!

2. Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Doughnut.
  • Doughnut who?
  • Doughnut is open until Christmas!

3. Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Elf.
  • Elf who?
  • Elf me wrap this present for you!

4. Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Wanda.
  • Wanda who?
  • Wonderful Christmas!

5. Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Ho-ho.
  • Ho-ho who?
  • You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? That Santa impression needs work.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best days.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas, aren’t you?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya, who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? The doughnut is open until Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding up the Christmas lights!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter–Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Call me when you hear Santa.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah Partridge in a pear tree.

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