This list of funny Christmas jokes will keep your family and friends laughing all season long. Share Christmas knock-knock jokes, punny jokes, and Santa jokes.
Here are some Christmas-themed knock-knock jokes for kids:
1. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Snow.
- Snow who?
- Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name!
2. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut is open until Christmas!
3. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Elf.
- Elf who?
- Elf me wrap this present for you!
4. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wanda.
- Wanda who?
- Wonderful Christmas!
5. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ho-ho.
- Ho-ho who?
- You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer.
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? That Santa impression needs work.
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best days.
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas, aren’t you?
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya, who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? The doughnut is open until Christmas!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding up the Christmas lights!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter–Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Call me when you hear Santa.
♥ Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
♥ Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah Partridge in a pear tree.