“21. The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check.”
“22. Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died. and yes, it was tragic.”
“23. Chill dude I only took one cookie.OKK?”
“24. When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.”
“25. You can’t always control who walks into your life…but you can control which window you throw them out of.”
“26. If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go”
“27. Talking to your Best Friend Is sometimes all the therapy you need.”
“28. I Tried to send you something sexy but, Mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”
Funny Quotes
“Back off. I have a sister and I’m not afraid to use her!”
- “I’m not bossy I’m just a big sister.”
- “Sisters are like fat thighs…they stick together.”
- “Together we party together we cry we’ll always be sisters.”
- “Giggles, secrets, sometimes tears, sisters and friends through the years.”
- “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.”
- “A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.”
- “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.”
- “Sister noun [sis-ter] a person who’s been where you’ve been; someone you can call when things aren’t going right; is more than just family; a sister is a forever friend.”
- “The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little sister in one.”
- “As we grew up, my sisters acted like they didn’t care, but I always knew they looked out for me and were there!”
- “A little sister is someone perfect person who listen when you talk, laughs when you laugh, and holds your hand when you cry.”
- “You and I are sisters always remember that if you I will pick you up fall as soon as I finish laughing.”
- “Sisters because someone had to claw you in the face.”
- “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.”
- “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… That’s who you don’t wanna mess with!”
- “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world. It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit. Unknown”
- “Sisters the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them. Unknown”
- “She’s my sister. Hurt her and I will break your face. Unknown”
- “Breaking news the government will start deporting all the mentally ill people. I started crying via lovethispic.com when I thought of you. Run my little crazy friend.”
- “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world. It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit.”
- “Narcissists can’t be fixed because they don’t want to be fixed. Their disorder gets them the attention they crave and allows them to use and abuse others. While still believing they are good and decent human beings.”
- “Did you know there’s an app on your phone noiniw quotes that makes you look ugly? It’s called.”
“Never go to bed angry…stay awake and plot revenge.”
