Top 97 Funny Minions quotes and sayings

“71. I go to sleep so late and wake up so early that I almost cross myself in the hallway.”

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“72. When you have a good heart; you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much and it seems like you’re the one who gets hurt the most.”

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“73. HOME: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.”

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“74. In my family, if you’re normal then you’re adopted 🙂 LOL.”

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“75. Never forget three types of people in your life: 1. who helped you in difficult times 2. Who left you in difficult times 3. Who put you in difficult times?”

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Minions Quotes And Hilarious Sayings

“76. That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you’re about to die.”

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“77. I’m alive! That’s about as much as you can expect from me today.”

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“78. I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.”

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“79. Life is like a toilet paper you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole.”

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“80. We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.”

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