Top 97 Funny Minions quotes and sayings

“61. Ooh who’s that sexy beast? Oh I clicked on my own profile again.”

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“62. Exercise? I thought you said “Extra Fries”.”

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“63. My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.”

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“64. I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.”

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“65. Research has shown that laughing for 2 mines is just as healthy as a 20 min jog. So now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.”

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“66. I tried to act normal, worst 5 minutes of my life.”

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“67. Middle age. That time in your life when you finally get your head together and then your body starts to fall apart.”

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“68. When I grow up I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.”

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“69. Dear Best friend, Please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”

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“70. Me: omg now I get it! Friend: u get what? Me: you know, when things heat, they expand. Friend: and? Me: I’m not fat, I’m hot.”

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