Top 97 Funny Minions quotes and sayings

“41. Carrots may be good for your eyes… but booze will double your vision.”

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“42. If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty if you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it.”

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“43. There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) Morning people 2) People who want to shoot morning people.”

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“44. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons… They forgot to mention morons.”

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“45. It’s Friday!! Sorry… Just practicing for tomorrow.”

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Funny Sayings

“46. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

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“47. No matter how old I get I will always have to sing the ABC’s to figure out what letter comes next.”

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“48. Warning! Bitching at me to do things won’t make me do them any faster if anything I’ll take even longer just to piss you the suck off.”

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“49. Best Friends are like siblings from different parents. If thought bubbles appeared above my head I would be screwed.”

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“50. Sometimes, the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing.”

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