Top 97 Funny Minions quotes and sayings

“31. A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… Well… that’s a sign of good taste.”

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“32. I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.”

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“33. When you cry nobody sees your tears, when you are worried nobody sees your pain, when you are happy nobody sees your smile, but you fart just one time …OMG….”

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“34. Yeah, I’ve got O.C.D Old cranky and dangerous.”

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“35. Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope, nothing.”

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“36. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.”

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“37. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”

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“38. I changed my car horn to sound like gunshots… People get out of the way much faster now.”

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“39. I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, send me $1,000 for ransom.”

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“40. Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents. Police: where do your parents live? Me: with me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together Police: where is your house? Me: next to my neighbor’s house. Police: where is your neighbor’s house? Me: you won’t believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell me! Me: Next to my house.”

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