Barbie, the iconic doll, has transcended generations and continues to inspire with her timeless beauty, fashion sense, and, of course, her witty and sassy one-liners. In this blog post, we’re diving into the fabulous world of Barbie’s quotes and sayings, spanning from the funny to the sassy. These quotes, often delivered with a twinkle in her eye and a toss of her perfectly styled hair, capture the essence of confidence, humor, and a touch of sass that has made Barbie a beloved figure for decades. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle, a dose of empowerment, or a playful quip, Barbie’s words are sure to leave you smiling and inspired.
Barbie Quotes
1. “Barbie: Changing the world one outfit at a time.”
2. “You can create your own happiness.” – Barbie in The Princess and the Popstar
3. “With great friends, anything is possible.” – Barbie in A Mermaid Tale
4. “So being here is not something I need to ask for? I can just do.”
5. “She’s not dead. She’s just having an existential crisis.” – Weird Barbie
6. “Life isn’t a competition.” – Barbie In A Mermaid Tale 2
7. “Growing up with two sisters, you either play by yourself or play Barbie with them. I played by myself.” – Ricky Williams
8. “Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!”
9. “You know I won’t be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll.” – Meghan Trainor
10. “I was into Barbie and designer jeans.” – Carson Kressley
11. “Everything’s almost like reversed here.”
12. “I was big-time into Barbie.” – Jennifer Sky
13. “You are more than what you have become.” – Barbie as The Island Princess
14. “You have to answer for men’s bad behavior which is insane but if you point that out you’re accused of complaining.” – Gloria
15. “We need that good feminine energy.”
16. “Giving a voice to the cognitive dissonance required to being a woman under the patriarchy robbed it of its power.” – Barbie
17. “From day one, I’ve always been a girly girl. In pre-school I loved driving around in my super Barbie car.” – Abbey Curran
18. “I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals.”
19. “When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret.” – Cheri Oteri
20. “Imagination and love can change the world” Barbie as Rapunzel.
21. “Girls can grow into women who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to. Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.”
22. “Your potential is boundless.” – Barbie in A Fashion Fairytale
23. “Barbie: Life is better in pink.”
24. “Pink isn’t just a color; it’s an attitude.”
25. “Slay the day.”
26. “I was the kid growing up who would play with G.I. Joes in a pink dress and then run off to play with my Barbies. It doesn’t mean that I’m less girly, it just means that I have this other side of me. It’s kinda cool to be a little bit of both, I think.” – Adrianne Palicki
27. “Barbie: Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”
28. “You have to have money but you can’t ask for money. Because that’s crass.” – Gloria
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29. “For, in a world full of Barbies, every girl needs a Joan Jett.” — Dave Grohl
30. “I thought that Barbie made the real world better but the real world is forever and irrevocably mess.”
31. “He likes you. He was really upset because he likes you. And because he knows deep down that you don’t like it in the same way it still doesn’t hurt him.”
32. “It takes 2 to open a portal.” – Weird Barbie
33. “Life is what you make it.” – Barbie and the Diamond Castle
34. “She thinks I’m a fascist? I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce!” — Barbie
35. “Life is tough, but so are you.”
36. “Barbie: Because who wants to be basic?”
37. “I didn’t want to be a Barbie doll. I didn’t want to be a passive entertainer. It wasn’t how I wanted to present myself.” – Annie Lennox
38. “I’m the Barbie, keep a lotta plastic. Little pink stars, put em on my jacket.” –Nicki Minaj
39. “Barbie: I’m not a one in a million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.”
40. “Barbie: I’m not one in a million; I’m one in seven billion.”
41. “A life with Ren was harder to picture. We didn’t look as if we belonged together. It was like matching up Ken with Strawberry Shortcake. He needed Barbie.” — Colleen Houck
42. “Everything you pretend to be I am.”
43. “I had everything you could collect. I had these Spice Girls postcards. I also had the stickers and Barbie girls. I had all five of them. I was a real fangirl. They were actually preaching some cool stuff, the thing about girl power and sticking together with your best girlfriends.” – MO
44. “I stay away from the title of ‘role model.’ I want to be a more realistic role model – not a perfect Barbie role model.” – Melanie Martinez
45. “I didn’t have a Barbie doll, so I played with eternity.” – Vanna Bonta
46. “The power to change the world has been inside you all along.” – Barbie, Princess Power
47. “Listen to the beat of your heart and keep on dancing.” – Barbie In The Pink Shoes.
48. “You were always my favorite Barbie.” “You’re my favorite human.”
49. “I’m Alan. I’m Ken’s buddy.”
50. You have to have money, but you can’t ask for money because that’s crass. You have to be a boss, but you can’t be mean. You have to lead, but you can’t squash other people’s ideas.
51. “You’re so beautiful.” “I know it.”
52. “Don’t worry, you’re safe here.”
53. “Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”
54. “You’re supposed to love being a mother but don’t talk about your kids all the time. You have to be a career, but also always be looking out for other people.”
55. “Live life in full bloom.”
56. “All my life I’ve always wanted, to have one day just for me, nothing to do.” – Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper
57. “Every day is a fashion show, and the world is the runway.”
58. “There’s a princess in every girl.” – Barbie: Princess Charm School
59. “Barbie: Don’t be afraid to stand out in a crowd.”
60. “Barbie: Life is a party; dress like it.”
61. “Are you guys gonna thank me? Give me a big hug for being your favorite toy?”
62. “This is no longer Barbie Dream House. This shall henceforth be known as Ken’s Mojo No Joe Casa house.”
63. “Don’t just exist; live with purpose.”
64. “Why are these men looking at me?” – Barbie
65. “You were born to be real, not perfect.” – Barbie.
66. “Live your dream” Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper.
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67. “I had some Barbies, but they were few and far between the mud fights.” –Stacy Dragila
68. “Barbie: Confidence level: selfie with no filter.”
69. “In a world full of plain M&M’s, be a peanut.”
70. “We must stand still so our daughters can look back and see how far they’ve come.”
71. “It is the best day ever! So was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever.”
72. “Nobody looks like Barbie. Except of course Barbie.”
73. “Go back to the way that they were no Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.”
74. “There may be miracles awaiting, they may be closer than we know when we have love to guide us as we go.” – Barbie As The Island Princess
75. “Barbie changed everything. And then she changed everything again.”
76. “To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest.” – Ken
77. “There is always hope.” – Barbie and The Magic of Pegasus.
78. “We have gender neutral bathrooms up the wazoo.”
79. “There’s a reason that girls cut off all their Barbie doll’s hair and dye it and do things like that. I destroyed my Barbie dolls, and I know other girls did as well. And that’s kind of the way they see kids’ movies and child actors in kids’ movies, as something that you’ve moved on from. It’s babyish.” – Mara Wilson
80. “I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.” – Megan Fox
81. “Don’t be afraid to sparkle a little brighter.”
82. “You can be anything you dream to be.”
83. “Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.”
84. “She’s not dead. She’s just having an existential crisis.”
85. “Barbie: I’m not a one in a million kind of girl; I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.”
86. “Because sometimes in life Ken doesn’t always choose Barbie.” — Rachel Gibson
87. “Come into my weird house. Hi! I’m Weird Barbie. I can do the splits. I have a funky haircut. and I smell like a basement.” – Weird Barbie
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89. “Barbie: You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shoes, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
90. “Barbie changed everything. Then she changed it all. Look at it. All of these women are Barbie. And Barbie is all these women. She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, and she became so much more.”
91. “Be your own kind of beautiful.”
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92. “She’s like a Barbie, then she wants to be a superhero, or coming out of a spaceship, and everything’s pink. She makes a certain move that’s ghetto hood mixed with a little robot, so it’s like I’m evolving Nicki Minaj and developing her style. She’s fearless, and I love her.” – Laurieann Gibson
93. “I’m coming with you.”
94. “Live for the moments you can’t put into words.”
95. “The best kind of beauty is the one that comes from within.”
96. “I was thinking I’m ready to be your long-term distance low commitment casual girlfriend.”
97. “The real world isn’t what I thought it was.” – Barbie
98. “I’ll take a high-level high-paying job with influence.”
99. “Barbie: Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud.”
100. “Always leave things better than you found them.” – Barbie: The Pearl Princess
101. “Imagination, life is your creation.” – Aqua, Barbie Girl
102. “Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.”
103. “I think your Barbie can go shopping, and go out with Ken, and also have a productive and satisfying career of her own.” – Sarah Dessen, Dreamland
104. “That’s cellulite.” – Weird Barbie
105. “There may be miracles awaiting, they may be closer than we know when we have love to guide us as we go,” Barbie as the Island Princess.
106. “You saved Barbieland from the patriarchy.” – Ruth
107. “Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.” – Audrey Hepburn
108. “You’ve done it. You’ve opened a portal to someone. And now there is some in the continuum that is the membrane between Barbie land and the real world.”
109. “Don’t be afraid to stand out in a crowd.”
110. “And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.”
111. “I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all but then someone played with her too hard in the real world.”
112. “No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.” – Barbie as Cinderella
113. “Barbie: Life is short. Buy the dress.”
114. “Barbie: I’m not just a pretty face; I’m also pretty strong.”
115. “We fixed everything in the real world so all women are happy and powerful.” — Barbie
116. “I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies, and planned choreography, and a bespoke song. You should stop by.”
117. “Forgiveness lets you fly” Barbie: A Fairy Secret.
118. “But there was one girl who had a big influence over me. Barbie. I worshipped Barbie. In fact, I would say Barbie was my twelve-inch plastic life coach.” – Lizz Winstead
119. “You have to be a career woman, but also look out for other people.” – Gloria
120. “I wasn’t Barbie-obsessed. I think my mother might have been my Barbie.” – Michael Kors
121. “Life in plastic is fantastic.” – Aqua, Barbie Girl
122. “When in doubt, just add glitter.”
123. “It is literally impossible to be a woman.” – Barbie
124. “Friendship is the true treasure.” – Barbie and the Diamond Castle
125. “The ugly duckling is a misunderstood universal myth. It’s not about turning into a blonde Barbie doll or becoming what you dream of being; it’s about self-revelation, becoming who you are.” – Baz Luhrmann
126. “Kindness is always in style.” – Barbie in A Fashion Fairytale
Inspirational Barbie Quotes
127. “I was never tomboyish. I loved Barbies. It’s just the way I grew up.” – Poppy Montgomery
128. “My daughter’s all grown up now compared to what she was, but I used to say, I’ve got to have my horse to where if she’s leading my horse somewhere, and she’s got a big armload of Barbies and drops something out of her hand, that son of a buck ought to stop and respect her while she’s gathering up all her dolls and not to walk on her or take advantage of her. And if I’ve done my work right, by gosh, that’s what they’ll do.” – Buck Brannaman
129. “I loved make-believe. I was the child in the cupboard playing with my Barbies.“ – Lupita Nyong’o
130. “Everyone has got a secret side.” – The Barbie Diaries
131. “Life’s a journey, and the journey’s a dream.” – Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper
132. “You’ve been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented.” – Sasha
133. “The first one. The high heel.” – Barbie
134. “I’m a man without power. Does that make me a woman?” – Aaron
135. “Those mini fridges are so small.”
136. “So a whisper message?”
137. “I think I know the answer so you have to figure out who you are without me.”
138. “Barbie is all these women. And all these women are Barbie.” – Narrator
139. “I want to be a part of the people that make meaning, not the thing that is made.” — Barbie
140. “You got to help her to help yourself!”
141. “Everything, basically everything exists to expand and elevate the presence of men.”
142. “Exposure to the real world must have made me immune.”
143. “I hope nobody sees us, we have a life-size Barbie in our car. How did this even happen? How are you here? You’re like an idea!”
144. “Don’t blame me, blame Mattel. I don’t care.” – Weird Barbie
145. “I work hard so I deserve it.”
146. “Live life with a little pink.”
147. “Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air.”
148. “I’m weird and dark and crazy.”
149. “The key to a happy heart is being true to yourself.” – Barbie in The Princess and the Popstar
150. “Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.”
151. “We have to always be extraordinary but somehow we’re always doing it wrong.” – Gloria
Sassy Barbie Quotes
152. “Best friends, today, tomorrow, and always.” – Barbie And The Diamond Castle
153. “It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we’re always doing it wrong.
154. “You really think your Barbie? Yeah, she’s crazy.”
155. “Everybody hates women. Women hate women and men hate women. It’s the one thing we can all agree on.”
156. “You are your own kind of beautiful.”
157. “Friendship is the best accessory.” – Barbie in A Fashion Fairytale
158. “Barbie: I’m not a girl who climbs mountains; I move them.”
159. “There is always hope.” – Barbie And The Magic Of Pegasus
160. “Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.”
