Happy Anniversary Husband: Looking for funny wedding anniversary wishes for your husband? I am sure after reading this article you have found some of the best funny wedding anniversary wishes for your husband that you can send. Some of the best and funniest wedding anniversaries quotes for husband that you can send to him and wish him a happy anniversary to get their celebrations started on the right foot!
1. Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.
2. We are like salt and pepper, two things that aren’t considered together but always end up together.
3. My dear husband, I enjoy irritating you on every anniversary and hopefully, I will be having lots of such opportunities.
4. You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.
5. You’re still here? I like it.
6. Just imagining my life without you gives me a relaxing sensation but at the same time gives me a feeling of a boring life. Happy anniversary!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Husband
7. Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.
8. I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyway.
9. Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.
10. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans
11. On this special day, I am so happy to say that finally, you have learned the skill to buy gifts but this does not mean that there is no space for improvisation. Happy anniversary!
12. I want to be with you like copy and paste even if you want cut and paste. Happiest of the anniversaries to my handsome husband.
13. I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg
14. The secret behind our successful marriage is my fear of sleeping alone. Thanks for the company.
15. Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.
16. I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.
17. Marriage: when dating goes too far.
18. Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.
19. On this anniversary, I am thinking of giving you a condolence card and my shoulder to let you cry.
20. All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
21. Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.
22. Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.
23. Holy shit. We’re still married!
24. Remembering the anniversary means there is a margin of forgetting the birthday. So, happy anniversary.
25. It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.
26. I am sure after this much time you have finally understood who is the real boss in the house. Keep celebrating and presenting gifts.
27. Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!
28. On this anniversary, let’s gather our memories together, even though you are losing yours. Happy anniversary to my sweet husband.
29. Marriage is like a battlefield! You always have to be prepared for the war. Happy anniversary though!
30. Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.
31. I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?
32. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
33. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen
34. Even though you are gaining weight every year but I still love you because your love towards me is also increasing every year. Happy anniversary to my lovely husband.
35. Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.
36. After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.
37. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.
38. I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.
39. Marriage is basically just whispering, Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.
40. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
41. Marriage is the name of sacrifice and understanding each other, and I am happy that you have learned it. Happy anniversary to my dear husband.
42. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
43. Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.
44. You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!
45. Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.
46. Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.
47. If love is a beautiful dream, then marriage is definitely a nightmare. Keep celebrating this nightmare with a happy face.
48. Congratulations my dear husband on surviving another year of struggling and misery successfully. I’ll keep giving you such wonderful opportunities. Happy anniversary!
49. I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.
50. Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
51. Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other.
52. A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for husband
53. Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.
54. Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.
55. I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.
56. A day of loving, A week of quarrel, A month of the war, and A year of marriage. Happy anniversary to my wonderful husband.
57. To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever.
58. Three kids, two love birds and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya!
59. If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.
60. I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!
61. I’m completely not sick of you yet.
63. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
64. Happy anniversary, husband! I will love you till the last penny in your pocket.
65. Happy anniversary! Congratulations on successfully tolerating me for one more year. Don’t be so happy, more is to come.
66. A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing!
67. An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
68. Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.- Josh Billings
69. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. – Michel De Montaigne
70. You make me laugh, you make me smile, and you make me happy. Thank you for being my husband! Happy anniversary!
71. Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, So we’re even.
72. You’re still my favorite husband – even after all these years! Happy anniversary!
73. On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!
74. Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!
75. You’re my everything, and I love you more than anything in the world except for shopping. Happy anniversary!
76. Marriage is just texting each other – do we need anything from the grocery store? – until one of you dies.
77. An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
78. It’s been another year, and I still love you as much as ever. Happy anniversary!
79. Congratulations on celebrating another anniversary! I will love you till the last wrinkle on your face.
80. Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.
81. Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.
82. Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
83. I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.
84. If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though.
85. Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.- Melanie White
86. After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.
87. Marriage is definitely the best alarm clock for all the dreams that we used to see while dating, Agree? Happy anniversary!
88. I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That’s you two!
89. Wherever you are there I will be, to prevent you from getting into trouble. Happy Anniversary my sweetheart!
90. Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.
91. Marriage is a sweet dream for singles but a nightmare for couples. On this anniversary, I wish you the best of the nightmare.
92. A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
93. One more year together… it doesn’t get any better than this! Happy anniversary!
