Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Friends: funniest wedding anniversary wishes for pals are sure to bring a smile to their faces. If you want to make your loved one’s anniversary even more memorable, you may do it by making him or her chuckle. With these amusing wedding anniversary wishes for pals, you’ll be able to bring a smile to the faces of your loved ones. Thank you for taking the time to check out these amusing anniversary wishes for pals. Make your friend chuckle by sending him the one you liked the most.
#1. If Love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, Marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!
#2. I’m afraid that being around a couple as sweet as you will make me diabetic. Happy anniversary.
#3. Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.
#4. Best wishes for a happy marriage anniversary to a couple with plenty of sizzle left!
#5. In a marriage, every man is the boss, but our wives are the decision-makers that can even fire the Boss. Happy wedding anniversary!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Friends
#6. You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.
#7. You two complement each other like the colors of the rainbow. Have a wonderful anniversary.
#8. Best wishes to a couple who spreads joy wherever they go. Happy anniversary!
#9. For the marriage to be successful, the man and woman should have their own separate bathrooms. Happy anniversary!
#10. You two complement each other like peanut butter and jelly. Happy anniversary!
#11. Forget about dressing up this year and instead enjoy cake and each other’s company. Congratulations!
#12. You guys are the best, but together you’re even better! Have a lovely anniversary.
#13. It’s truly remarkable that your partner tolerated you for so many years. Happy anniversary!
#14. Happy anniversary You two are a perfect match!
#15. My friend, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!
#16. A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that you know what you’re doing! Happy, funny wedding anniversary!
#17. You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.
#18. Tell me, how many spiders have you killed this year? And cockroaches? I bet you’re having a great time, mate! Happy anniversary!
#19. I was always doubtful about your patience but with such a successful marriage you proved me wrong. Happy anniversary!
#20. Another opportunity to celebrate the dynamic couple. Happy anniversary my friends!
#21. You two go together like salt and pepper. Beautifully different, but stunningly beautiful together. Happy anniversary!
#22. If you want a long-lasting marriage, DO ALL YOUR DISHES BY YOURSELF! And if you don’t know how to do them, please visit me sometimes. Believe me; I have become an expert!
#23. You’re as good as mac and cheese together. Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!
#24. There’s nothing I’d rather do on your anniversary than shower you with love and affection! Happy anniversary!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages for Friends
#26. What better way to celebrate an anniversary than with a few jokes and smiles?
#27. I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!
#28. Where’s my glass of champagne to celebrate your special bond? Happy anniversary.
#29. Here’s the annual reminder that you’re married. Congratulations on your anniversary, buddy.
#30. Best wishes as you celebrate the joys that your marriage has brought you.
#31. My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.
#32. Marriage, like wine, can be acidic or flat, mellow or intense, bitter or sweet. As a couple, you are a blend of all flavors. Cheers to a never-ending love story!
#33. If you have been married for more than 5 years, you understand that a wedding anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, tolerance, and tenacity. The order of words varies with time. Happy wedding anniversary!
#34. The last time when I visited the zoo I saw lovebirds and they instantly remind me of you. Happy anniversary!
#35. No one can understand the true meaning of life than a drug store. That’s why sympathy cards and anniversary cards are right next to each other. Congratulations on your anniversary!
#36. You two are the best, no matter how you slice it! Many congratulations on your wedding anniversary!
#37. Yesterday, when I opened my mailbox surprisingly I did not find any divorce letter but an invitation. Congratulations and a happy anniversary!
#38. Leo Tolstoy wrote the book “War and Peace”. It always reminds me of you both. Happy wedding anniversary!
#39. Marriage and life have no guarantee. If that is exactly what you are looking for, you better go live with a car battery. Happy wedding anniversary!
#40. Marriage is all about give and take, and my friend you proved yourself to be a successful giver. Happy wedding anniversary!
#41. My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of all the emotions you have had after marrying. You really are a brave man.
#42. If two people dearly love each other, nothing is impossible except deciding what to eat and where to eat. Happy Wedding anniversary!
#43. Like the colors of blossomed flowers of different shapes, you look beautiful together. Many wedding anniversary wishes!
#44. There is a saying that if two people live together for a long time they look like each other to some extent. Hopefully, you both do not grow matching beards. Happy anniversary!
#45. Congratulations on passing another year successfully. You have proved to be a brave man. Happy anniversary!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Friends
#47. On your anniversary day, I must congratulate you on successfully passing another year of suffering and misery.
#48. When someone in a family is killed, the police investigate the partner first, this tells you everything about marriage. Happy marriage anniversary!
#49. Like a birthday, an anniversary day is also a day of the surviving year. Congrats on surviving another year successfully.
#50. Get-togethers, dinners, and parties, we have several selfish reasons to celebrate your marriage! Happy anniversary!
#51. I know with every passing year you are losing your memory but hopefully, you both will continue making new memories. Happy anniversary my friend!
#52. Love is texting each other; do you need anything from the supermarket/grocery stores?’’ until one of you is no more. Happy anniversary!
#53. Your marriage is like a never-ending sleepover with your accomplice. Heartfelt congratulations and cheers to the perfect relationship.
#54. Just as how your better half is going to spend their life with you, so am I! Happy anniversary, mate!
#55. On this anniversary, you have successfully won the award of tolerance and tenacity. Congratulations my friend!
#56. Do you know what has prevented me so far from getting married? Your love for each other as a couple. I am very thankful for your guidance. Happy anniversary!
#57. In the Olympic games of marriage, you have proved that no one can beat you. You really are a champion. Happy anniversary day!
#58. I am so happy that you have achieved another milestone with so much patience. Congratulations my dear friend!
#59. I personally agree that men with pierced ear are perfectly fit for marriage because they’ve experienced pain and have already bought jewelry. Happy marriage anniversary!
#60. Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit together perfectly. Happy anniversary!
#61. There are many things that I look forward to, but the one I am most looking forward to is growing old with the two of you. Happy anniversary!