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60 Funny Riddles – Best Riddles for Kids and Adults

Why are our riddles so funny? We even threw in some funny riddles to keep you going. These riddles will keep your brain sharp. Take your pick from our collection of easy riddles and tricky riddles. Riddles not only provide fun, but also help children learn to think and reason. Whether you need cheesy pick up lines or corny pick-up lines, here are 101 funny, clever, cute, mildly cringy pick up lines that actually work for laugh.

Funny Riddles Best Riddles for Kids and Adults

Around The World

Riddle: I travel all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: I am a stamp.

Drown Fish

There are ten fish.
Five drown, one gets caught in a filter, and two die.
How many are left?

Answer: fish don’t drown


Count the People

funny riddles count the number

funny riddles count the number

Four Fruits

In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly.

The Riddle: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?

The Answer: It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly: the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 123-43-39-31 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly.


Solve Indian Puzzles – funny riddles

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two-story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

“Correct,” said the chief. “How did you figure it out?”

The warrior answered, “It’s elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”


Darkness

Question: A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Answer: Who said this happened during the night?

Stone Wall

Question: You want to build a stone wall around your 12′x20′ garden. If the bricks are 6″ high & 6″ wide and 1′ long,. How many bricks will you need to make a wall 6″ wide & 4′ tall?

Answer: A Stone Wall has no bricks!!!


Crazy Cows

An old farmer died and left 17 cows to his three sons. In his will, the farmer stated that his oldest son should get 1 / 2, his middle son should get 1 / 3, and his youngest son should get 1 / 9 of all the cows. The sons, who did not want to end up with half cows, sat for days trying to figure out how many cows each of them should get.
One day, their neighbor came by to see how they were doing after their father’s death. The three sons told him their problem. After thinking for a while, the neighbor said: “I’ll be right back!” He went away, and when he came back, the three sons could divide the cows according to their father’s will, and in such a way that each of them got a whole number of cows.

The Riddle: What was the neighbor’s solution?

The Answer: The neighbor borrowed an extra cow, to make the total number of cows 18. Then the oldest son got 1 / 2 of 18 is 9 cows, the middle son got 1 / 3 of 18 is 6 cows, and the youngest son got 1 / 9 of 18 is 2 cows. Since 9+6+2 = 17, the cows could be divided among the three brothers in such a way that the borrowed cow was leftover, and could be returned to its owner.


Funny Kids Riddles – funny riddles for kid

Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s the name?
A: Silence.

Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.

Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catchline becomes apparent (a parent).

Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied

Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome

Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.

Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.

Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.

Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.


Funny Redneck Riddles

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
” Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. ”

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
” A full set of teeth. ”

What’s the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
” Nice tooth! ”

What do they call “Hee Haw” in Arkansas?
” A documentary. ”

What do they call it in Kentucky?
” Life Styles of the Rich & Famous. ”

How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
” There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. ”

How many rednecks does it take to eat a ‘possum?
” Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic. ”

Why did God create armadillos?
“So that Texas rednecks can have ‘possum on the half shell.”

Where was the toothbrush invented?
“Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called toothbrush.”

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
“The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ”

Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
” Yep. Party’ near took out the whole trailer park. ”


Funny Dim Bulb Riddles

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!

Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle…and one to change the bulb.


Funny Riddles 3

1. It is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
” Your mind. ”

2. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
” White. A house with all sides facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others. ”

3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
” Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it’s not 25 anymore. ”

4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
” Lunch and Dinner. ”

5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
“Damn.”

6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
” Just quit imagining! ”

7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
” Mount Everest, of course. ”

8. The person who makes it doesn’t want it. The person who buys it doesn’t use it. The person who uses it doesn’t see it. What is it?
” A coffin. ”

9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
” Every month has 28 days. ”

10. On my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
” Just one, me (I saw a man…). ”

11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
” The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens. ”

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister in the state of California?
” Probably not, since he’s dead. ”

13. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
” Watch this closely. I’m only going to do this once. ”


Funny Riddles Collection

“How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?”
Only one, the last one.
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“What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?”
Your mind.
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“Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?”
A kitchen strainer.
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“What goes up and never comes down?”
Your age.

“Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?”
Yes, if you stand back to back.
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“In a marathon race, what does the winning runner lose?
Their breath!”
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“Why didn’t Beethoven finish the Unfinished Symphony?
The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven!”
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“What has holes but holds water?”
A sponge
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“David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
DavidWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?”
Your breath!

“You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?”
The telephone.

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