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“21. I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.”

“22. A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. ”

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“23. I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. ”

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“24. They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.”

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“25. You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. ”

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“26. I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu… But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you. ”

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“27. Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. ”

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“28. It’s alright if you don’t agree with me… I can’t force you to be right. ”

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“29. As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. ”

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“30. I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor. ”

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