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“11. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. ”

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“12. Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.”

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“13. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.”

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“14. Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.”

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“15. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. ”

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“16. I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. ”

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“17. My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. ”

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“18. When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you. ”

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“19. I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect. ”

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“20. When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.”

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