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Funny Cat Quotes
It’s for her own good that the cat purrs. – Ireland
The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet. – John Heywood (1497-1580)
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. – Dan Greenburg (1936)
One of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping. – Cleveland Amory (1917-1998)
In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats. – England
The cat lives alone. He has no need of society. He obeys only when he wishes, he pretends to sleep the better to see and scratches everything he can scratch. – Francois Rene (1768-1848)
An old cat likes young mice. – Greek
Cat sentimentality is a human thing. Cats are indifferent, their minds can’t comprehend the concept ‘I shall die,’ they just go on living. – Gavin Ewart (1916-1995)
Some men are born to cats, others have cats thrust upon them. -Gilbert Millstein (1915-1999)
After dark all cats are leopards. – America
Cats don’t catch mice to please God. – Afghanistan
A cat is nobody’s fool. – Spain
The cat is a good friend, only she scratches. – Portugal
You can have no more of a cat than her skin. – England
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)
Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them. – Terry Pratchet (1948-2015)
If the cat’s whiskers are gone, the mouse will not be afraid of it anymore. – Iran
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. – Colonial
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. – Joseph Epstein (1937)