“67. When life hands you lemons… Squirt them in people’s eyes.”
“68. You see anything? I wasn’t even looking, I thought we were in timeout!.”
“69. Life is a soup and I’m a fork.”
“70. It’s hard to find a friend that’s…. 96% Funny 98% Sexy and 100% sweet so don’t lose me!.”
“71. I’ve not lost my mind. Half of it just wandered off and the other half went looking for it.”
“72. If you say you’re cooler than me… Does that make me hotter than you?.”
