75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

“59. Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.”

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“60. No one notices your tears. No one notices your sadness. No one notices your pain… But they all notice your mistakes.”

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“61. Things to do today: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed.”

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“62. Who left the bag of idiots open?.”

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“63. Some mornings I have to add some magic to my coffee so I don’t bitch smack people.”

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“64. The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.”

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“65. Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid things! You’re fired!.”

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“66. If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”

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