“59. Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.”
“60. No one notices your tears. No one notices your sadness. No one notices your pain… But they all notice your mistakes.”
“61. Things to do today: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed.”
“62. Who left the bag of idiots open?.”
“63. Some mornings I have to add some magic to my coffee so I don’t bitch smack people.”
“64. The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.”
“65. Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid things! You’re fired!.”
“66. If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
