75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

“51. I hate it when people are at your house and ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”

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“52. May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook.”

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“53. Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one.”

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“54. Excuse me, but can goldielocks come out and play?.”

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“55. Just checking my petco and tennis ball stocks…”

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“56. Don’t lose hope. You never know what tomorrow will bring.”

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“57. You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug lee.”

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“58. I’m a pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.”

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