“51. I hate it when people are at your house and ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”
“52. May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook.”
“53. Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one.”
“54. Excuse me, but can goldielocks come out and play?.”
“55. Just checking my petco and tennis ball stocks…”
“56. Don’t lose hope. You never know what tomorrow will bring.”
“57. You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug lee.”
“58. I’m a pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.”
