75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

“41. It’s Friday!!! Sorry… Just practicing for tomorrow.”

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“42. Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.”

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“43. Yes, we did wear some craze clothes in the 80’s. But at least our asses weren’t hanging out!.”

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“44. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”

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“45. Boy: I really don’t get why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it. Girl: You wear pants, don’t you?.”

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“46. I didn’t know which stick you threw so I got them all.”

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“47. Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle “Farts”!.”

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“48. I go to sleep so late and wake up so early that I almost cross myself in the hallway!.”

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“49. Dear Lord, All I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person!.”

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“50. I love it when some one’s laugh is funnier than the joke.”

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