“41. It’s Friday!!! Sorry… Just practicing for tomorrow.”
“42. Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.”
“43. Yes, we did wear some craze clothes in the 80’s. But at least our asses weren’t hanging out!.”
“44. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”
“45. Boy: I really don’t get why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it. Girl: You wear pants, don’t you?.”
“46. I didn’t know which stick you threw so I got them all.”
“47. Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle “Farts”!.”
“48. I go to sleep so late and wake up so early that I almost cross myself in the hallway!.”
“49. Dear Lord, All I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person!.”
“50. I love it when some one’s laugh is funnier than the joke.”