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75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

“31. Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they aren’t even listening.”

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“32. I just checked my account balance at the atm. It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles.”

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“33. Exercise?! I thought you said extra fries!.”

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“34. Soft demon, warm demon, little ball of hate.”

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“35. I didn’t say I would be nice, I said I would try… it was too hard!.”

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“36. Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed… and clean the whole house while she sleeps. “

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“37. I officially resign from adulthood. Decisions will be made using the eenie-meeni-minie-meo method and arguements will be settled by sticking out my tongue.”

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“38. There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) Morning people 2) People who want to shoot morning people.”

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“39. The most expensive thing in the world is trust. It can take years to earn and a matter of seconds to lose.”

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“40. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons… They forgot to mention morons!.”

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