75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

“21. The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle but… you should always check!.”

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“22. I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out!.”

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“23. Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of hoarders and think wow my house looks great!!.”

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“24. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?.”

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“25. So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart ass.”

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“26. Didn’t care yesterday, don’t give a shit today, probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.”

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“27. I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.”

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“28. Alcohol does not make you fat it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.”

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“29. I hate my job oh please!.”

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“30. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap!.”

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