“21. The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle but… you should always check!.”
“22. I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out!.”
“23. Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of hoarders and think wow my house looks great!!.”
“24. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?.”
“25. So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart ass.”
“26. Didn’t care yesterday, don’t give a shit today, probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.”
“27. I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.”
“28. Alcohol does not make you fat it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.”
“29. I hate my job oh please!.”
“30. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap!.”
