75 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

“11. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects… Good times.”

“12. When someone tells you more information than you wanted to know and hurts your feelings.”

“12. When someone tells you more information than you wanted to know and hurts your feelings.”

“13. Warning: Due to the influence of hormones I could burst into tears or kill you in the next 5 minutes.”

“14. If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle.”

“15. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.”

“16. I love you! Love you too too late! You texted me at 2:38, I replied at 2:40 what the hell were you doing at 2:39?.”

“17. I’m so sorry I heard your family got a cat.”

“18. Anger management when angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.”

“19. Every day, Thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon.”

“20. No, I haven’t seen your pills…. But have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?.”

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